William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologetics

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Much appreciation to Cam for culling some of Will's more infamous parodies of this place. What makes them so interesting is how lost the parodies are on so many here. I mean, every day we all swim in this cesspool, and yet some of the good folks here seem oblivious to their own copious potty results floating all about them, and yet get all exercised when others infrequently parody them. I am pleased, though, to learn that I am not the only one who hangs on Will's every word. [Thumbs Up]

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Buffalo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:42 am

wenglund wrote:

Much appreciation to Cam for culling some of Will's more infamous parodies of this place. What makes them so interesting is how lost the parodies are on so many here. I mean, every day we all swim in this cesspool, and yet some of the good folks here seem oblivious to their own copious potty results floating all about them, and yet get all exercised when others infrequently parody them. I am pleased, though, to learn that I am not the only one who hangs on Will's every word. [Thumbs Up]

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Buffalo wrote:

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

Yah...there is no way it could be a parody of this place with all the paragons of civility and virtue posting here. LOL

But, I expect this will be forever lost on some of the denizens. Healthy self-reflextion is as abhorant to them as the object of their most profound prejudice--the restored gospel of Christ.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Buffalo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:12 pm

wenglund wrote:

Buffalo wrote:

Parody - right! That's what it is. :D

Yah...there is no way it could be a parody of this place with all the paragons of civility and virtue posting here. LOL

But, I expect this will be forever lost on some of the denizens. Healthy self-reflextion is as abhorant to them as the object of their most profound prejudice--the restored gospel of Christ.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Great, next time I behave badly, I'm just going to blame it on other people. Personal responsibility is for gentiles, not priesthood holders. Right?

ShadowFax · **Joined:** Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 138

Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:

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To the contrary, dear beastlie. Assuming that Scratchy is still on the records (as Coggins suggests), and if I were in his ward or stake, and I knew his true identity, I would rat him out to the stake president in a heartbeat and also volunteer to be a witness against him in a "court of love." Indeed, there are several participants on this board, who, if they are still masquerading as members in good standing, I would also rat them out if I could. Purge the whole lot of them, I would. Ride 'em out of the chapel on a rail, weeping and wailing all the way.

My only real regret is that we can't bring back some of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maide ... _device%29

If that whole multiple mortal probation stuff has any basis, then I'm quite sure I was Torquemada in a past life. Man, those were the days!

This is Will's mormon-ified phrase for reincarnation? Is he too special and distinct to use the usual word "reincarnation"?
This made me laugh out loud. After the laughter subsided I re-read it and laughed again.
Thanks for posting this and providing a good laugh.
My first encounter with Will was on this board. I should thank him for providing me with solid entertainment.

btw, I'm now beginning to think that the crazy psychopath papa poster a month ago was Will, or at least a multiple mortal probation version of himself.
(wiping tears of laughter from my eyes)

Kevin Graham · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:44 pm **Posts:** 4874

Wade is back to acting on Nomad's behalf. The only two people in cyber world stupid enough to defend Will Schryver's antics.

Parody!

Damn you're dumb.

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Buffalo wrote:

Great, next time I behave badly, I'm just going to blame it on other people. Personal responsibility is for gentiles, not priesthood holders. Right?

Somebody evidently doesn't know the difference between parody and blame. But, it will be interesting to see if that somebody is realistic about when he or she is behaving badly. I guess we will find out if or when he or she blames it on other people.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Kevin Graham wrote:

Wade is back to acting on Nomad's behalf. The only two people in cyber world stupid enough to defend Will Schryver's antics.

Parody!

Damn you're dumb.

Another somebody evidently doesn't understand the difference between correctly noting a parody and making a defense. Yet, ironically, this same somebody thinks they are in a position to judge who is stupid and dumb, thereby unwittingly providing us with an hilarious self-parody made all the more poignant by delusions of grandeur. Life immitating Don Quixote and ALfred E. Newman. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Kishkumen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:21 pm

wenglund wrote:

Yet, ironically, this same somebody thinks they are in a position to judge who is stupid and dumb, thereby unwittingly providing us with an hilarious self-parody made all the more poignant by delusions of grandeur. Life immitating Don Quixote and ALfred E. Newman. LOL

Oh yeah, I lol'ed, but for quite different reasons than you did.

Dr. Shades · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:27 pm

Looks like you've finally figured out the sort of communication that's de rigeur around here, Wade.

Remember: If you come across anything on this site that you find offensive or untrue, then keep in mind that the writer isn't behaving badly; he or she is just engaging in parody.

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Kishkumen wrote:

Oh yeah, I lol'ed, but for quite different reasons than you did.

Of course you did. That would be quite in character for you--a perfectly Nellie-ish thing for you to do.

Thanks, -Wade Engund-

Buffalo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:54 am

wenglund wrote:

Buffalo wrote:

Great, next time I behave badly, I'm just going to blame it on other people. Personal responsibility is for gentiles, not priesthood holders. Right?

Somebody evidently doesn't know the difference between parody and blame. But, it will be interesting to see if that somebody is realistic about when he or she is behaving badly. I guess we will find out if or when he or she blames it on other people.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Yes, and that someone is you.

In other news, it was recently learned that when Ted Bundy killed all those women, he was just parodying Jack the Ripper. Oh Ted, you irascible scamp!

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Dr. Shades wrote:

Looks like you've finally figured out the sort of communication that's de rigeur around here, Wade.

Remember: If you come across anything on this site that you find offensive or untrue, then keep in mind that the writer isn't behaving badly; he or she is just engaging in parody.

Evidently somebody doesn't understand the difference between the exception and the rule. I hope this kind of inane reasoning isn't de rigeur around here, though I am beginning to wonder.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Buffalo wrote:

Yes, and that someone is you.

Ah...a grade school retort. So elevating. LOL

Quote:

In other news, it was recently learned that when Ted Bundy killed all those women, he was just parodying Jack the Ripper. Oh Ted, you irascible scamp!

I see you get your news from the critic's Nuanced-Challenged Chronicle. That seems a suitable publication for you and Shades.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Buffalo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:51 am

wenglund wrote:

Buffalo wrote:

Yes, and that someone is you.

Ah...a grade school retort. So elevating. LOL

Quote:

In other news, it was recently learned that when Ted Bundy killed all those women, he was just parodying Jack the Ripper. Oh Ted, you irascible scamp!

I see you get your news from the critic's Nuanced-Challenged Chronicle. That seems a suitable publication for you and Shades.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Was Will's recent attack/threats against David Bokovoy another example of parody? :D

Nomad · **Joined:** Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:07 pm **Posts:** 504

Buffalo wrote:

Will's recent attack/threats against David Bokovoy

Schryver attacked/threatened Bokovoy? Sounds pretty serious.

Link please.

Buffalo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:40 pm

Nomad wrote:

Buffalo wrote:

Will's recent attack/threats against David Bokovoy

Schryver attacked/threatened Bokovoy? Sounds pretty serious.

Link please.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17815&p=441300#p441300

Will Schryver · **Joined:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:12 pm **Posts:** 438

Buffalo wrote:

Nomad wrote:

Schryver attacked/threatened Bokovoy? Sounds pretty serious.

Link please.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17815&p=441300#p441300

I don't think this is the post you meant to link.

But I am also curious as to where I "attacked/threatened" David. I am unaware of having done so. Ever.

Kevin Graham · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:44 pm **Posts:** 4874

You've denied attacking many people you've attacked, so I'm inclined to accept Bokovoy's claim. But the fact is, he at the very least felt attacked by you, which is hardly surprising. You attack anyone who doesn't gleefully accept your crackpot theories. William Law would be proud (except for your cowardice, of course)

Buffalo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:53 pm

Will Schryver wrote:

But I am also curious as to where I "attacked/threatened" David. I am unaware of having done so. Ever.

David disagrees.

wenglund · **Joined:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 4702

Buffalo wrote:

Was Will's recent attack/threats against David Bokovoy another example of parody? :D

You will have to direct that question to those who believe Will attacked/threatened Bokovoy.

(Please don't be so dumb as to mistakenly assume again that the above is an argument)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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