Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
To the contrary, dear beastlie. Assuming that Scratchy is still on the records (as Coggins suggests), and if I were in his ward or stake, and I knew his true identity, I would rat him out to the stake president in a heartbeat and also volunteer to be a witness against him in a "court of love." Indeed, there are several participants on this board, who, if they are still masquerading as members in good standing, I would also rat them out if I could. Purge the whole lot of them, I would. Ride 'em out of the chapel on a rail, weeping and wailing all the way. My only real regret is that we can't bring back some of these
... _device%29 If that whole multiple mortal probation stuff has any basis
, then I'm quite sure I was Torquemada in a past life. Man, those were the days!
This is Will's mormon-ified phrase for reincarnation? Is he too special and distinct to use the usual word "reincarnation"?
This made me laugh out loud. After the laughter subsided I re-read it and laughed again.
Thanks for posting this and providing a good laugh.
My first encounter with Will was on this board. I should thank him for providing me with solid entertainment.
btw, I'm now beginning to think that the crazy psychopath papa poster a month ago was Will, or at least a multiple mortal probation
version of himself.
(wiping tears of laughter from my eyes)