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 Post subject: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:51 pm 
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Jersey Girl: LDS Knowledge: 5; Trustworthiness: 5. Never been LDS. A Board addict and a heavy participant. Not all that well liked by folks and it is hard to see why she isn't. I don't follow her posts all that much. Works in the social sciences as some sort of professional. I wonder why she wastes her time on the board.


HEY. HEY. HEY.

While I like that you gave me LDS Knowledge and Trusthworthy ratings higher than Dr. Shades. (That's right, Shades, read it and weep.) I want to know why you think I'm not well liked around here. I mean, it's okay if I'm not well liked, but, how do you determine that when you say you don't follow my posts? How do you know that others are more well liked than I am? Are people delivering casserole's around here or somethin'?

Get over here.

Register.

Do it yesterday.

Jersey Girl


P.S. You didn't spell Gazelam's name right and your alphabetical order is wrong. Poor spellers and disorderly alphabetizers are not well liked around here!

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:54 pm 
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I think it would be odd if Justin Thames weren't already registered here.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:55 pm 
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I want to know why you think I'm not well liked around here.


I love Jersey. She is a goddess. My sock-puppet thinks so too. But maybe I shouldn't speak for him.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:59 pm 
"Justin Thames" is Crockett folks, come on. You really didn't figure that out already?


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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:01 pm 
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I think it would be odd if Justin Thames was not already registered here. Dontchathink?



I don't know, Dwight. I'm too busy eating worms over here.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:37 pm 
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I want to know why you think I'm not well liked around here.


I love Jersey. She is a goddess. My sock-puppet thinks so too. But maybe I shouldn't speak for him.


My little cannoli, my heart leaps at the very thought of your opposition to the inconclusive conclusions of the inaccurate mongrel, Justin Thames! Please do not presume to speak for your sock-puppet, Kish-Kish. It's just not done.

Avremo sempre Sicilia,
Jersey Girl
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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:50 pm 
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Mr. Unregistered Thames,

Allow me to provide you with assistance for your alphabetizing. If you're going to stalk us in alphabetical order, I insist that you do it well. Please print out the following lyrics to keep close by as you organize your list of posters. Feel free to sing along as you re-order your list of posters:


ABCD
EFG
HIJK
LMNOP
QRS
TUV
WXYZ

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:26 pm 
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Get over here.

Register.

Do it yesterday.

If you really want to get in touch with Justin Thames, just send a PM to "rcrocket."

(P.S.: I wonder if he'd appreciate us outing him to DCP the same way he tried to out GoodK to his stepdad?)

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:30 pm 
Yes. I just seized the opportunity to register that name myself, so if he ever appears he'll have to get his name from me.

Thames -- that story about your legs is false. Still unable to get your dissertation completed?


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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:14 am 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
Get over here.

Register.

Do it yesterday.

If you really want to get in touch with Justin Thames, just send a PM to "rcrocket."

(P.S.: I wonder if he'd appreciate us outing him to DCP the same way he tried to out GoodK to his stepdad?)


When I first cast my eyes upon your comments above, little did I know that I would witness a truly watershed moment in board administration wherein our Dr. Shades, whom we once held in high regard, totally abandoned confidentiality and attempted to "out" a member of our community.

My sock-puppets are on to you, Shades, and we're appalled by your lack of discretion.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:16 am 
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Kishkumen wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
I want to know why you think I'm not well liked around here.


I love Jersey. She is a goddess. My sock-puppet thinks so too. But maybe I shouldn't speak for him.


Kish-Kish,

Something needs to be done about Dr. Shades. He's out of control. My sock-puppets will be in touch with your sock-puppets.

Ciao,
Jersey (and the rest of us)

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:54 pm 
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When I first cast my eyes upon your comments above, little did I know that I would witness a truly watershed moment in board administration wherein our Dr. Shades, whom we once held in high regard, totally abandoned confidentiality and attempted to "out" a member of our community.

Key word: "Member of our community." "Justin Thames" is not a registered user on this board, and therefore is not a member of our community.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:26 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
When I first cast my eyes upon your comments above, little did I know that I would witness a truly watershed moment in board administration wherein our Dr. Shades, whom we once held in high regard, totally abandoned confidentiality and attempted to "out" a member of our community.

Key word: "Member of our community." "Justin Thames" is not a registered user on this board, and therefore is not a member of our community.


Oh really? My sock-puppets and I, encourage you to check out member #708, including date and time of registration. We are weeping for your honor.

Jersey Girl and the others

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:42 pm 
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Dwight Frye wrote:
I think it would be odd if Justin Thames weren't already registered here.

Justin Thames... mmm........ Methinks this guy has a random name generator. (seein'' hows he ain't quite as bright as he thinks he is)

No "Justin Thames" of possible related interest in Mo Related ways coming up in Google (not for the first couppla pages anyways).

Hey Justin,is the random name generator program you are using freeware or shareware? I'm not thinkin' I'm a gunna shell out more that 5 or 6 bucks for that kinda program when I can blindfold myself and point to a name in a phone book ta come up with a new sockpuppet.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:12 pm 
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Awesome! I've just graduated to a Sunbeam now!

Does that mean I'm made outta light?

Well of course I am as are we all.

Seems I recall some really way out trippy cosmic dude a little over two thousand years ago said something about we were made out of light.

Imagine that! Over 2000 years ago he had that part figured out! Our best scientist are only now catching up with him that we and the rest of the universe are simply vibratory Holographs.
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Unfortunately, the dumb ass translators screwed it up and it turned into "Ye are the light of the world." Same thing essentially I suppose really, but the problem is it is way too easy to be completely misunderstood by "so called" Christians. (You have to understand and be patient with them as their comprehension skills are still somewhat limited in scale)

The funny thing is these poor Doofuses (Christians, Mos, etc. God bless 'em) actually believe that Jesus was a Christian and is supposed to save their lazy asses for 'em instead of standing on their own two goddamn feet and facing the universe on their own.

How far off his (Jesus's) talking points could one possibly get?

Humans are Frickin' Bizarre!

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:07 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
When I first cast my eyes upon your comments above, little did I know that I would witness a truly watershed moment in board administration wherein our Dr. Shades, whom we once held in high regard, totally abandoned confidentiality and attempted to "out" a member of our community.

Key word: "Member of our community." "Justin Thames" is not a registered user on this board, and therefore is not a member of our community.

How could you do such a thing?


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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:12 pm 
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Justin Thames wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Key word: "Member of our community." "Justin Thames" is not a registered user on this board, and therefore is not a member of our community.

How could you do such a thing?

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I know, Justin. He's not always as on top of things as he would like to be. Now...what is this stuff about my not being well liked?

How do you know I'm not well liked if you don't read my posts?
How do you know I'm less liked than others?
And why can't you spell Gazelam's name correctly?
And why is your alphabetizing in such poor shape?

And finally, why are you watching us, Justin?

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:00 pm 
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Justin Thames, you'd better be posting on this thread, son, or be thought of as a coward, or...an attorney. :lol:

Let us look at the evidence for your claim of "alphabetical" listing.

Brackite:
Beastie:
bcspace:
Blixa:
Barrelomonkeys:

Now, Justin, do you see anything wrong with your alphabetical list?

Justin Thames: ABC knowledge: 0

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:07 pm 
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Justin Thame published " did Laban have it coming? - justifications for cutting off heads" and "find them, kill them, leave quickly" which is also the motto of the F16 fighting falcon.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Thames, your presence is requested
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:55 am 
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Justin Thames, you'd better be posting on this thread, son, or be thought of as a coward, or...an attorney.

Is there a difference?
Jersey Girl wrote:
Let us look at the evidence for your claim of "alphabetical" listing.

Brackite:
Beastie:
bcspace:
Blixa:
Barrelomonkeys:

Now, Justin, do you see anything wrong with your alphabetical list?

Justin Thames: ABC knowledge: 0

Heh... I think his inability to sort is the least of his mental problems.

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