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 Post subject: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:16 pm 
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In reading over some old posts, I stumbled across this classic. Back during the very early days of my blog, our beloved Will Schryver paid us a visit in order to "pre-emptively" stave off rumors about his "schizophrenia," or his ever-shifting loyalties. Of course, most people here are surely well-acquainted with Bro. Schryver's nascent film career, his use of multiple sockpuppets, and his bogus "Invented Footnote" accusation against Dan Vogel. But, it turns out that Schryver had it in for Vogel a long time before. In actuality, Schryver had not only been playing tricks on Vogel via the use of sockpuppets, but Schryver had portrayed himself as being a fence-straddling TBM!!! Behold:

Kevin Graham wrote:
What you're hiding from your audience is the fact that you emailing him [i.e., Dan Vogel] all sorts of butt-kissing comments as William Schryver, while at the same time you were throwing punches with him under the moniker "Provis." You one email you even said you were an active believer only "at this juncture" in your life, which implied you were a potential fence-straddler or someone who could be dissauaded from TBMism. However the FAIR posts make it perfectly clear this never was the case.
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How strange! So: was he really and truly a "fence-straddler"? Or was he being dishonest? It raises the question: Has Will Schryver adopted a more rigid Mopologetics stance, simply because he sees it as being "the path of least resistance"---i.e., that it will be easier for him to get his butt kissed and get recognized as a "top dawg" if marches along in lockstep with the FARMS crowd?

In any case, Kevin Graham's summary of the events continued:

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You were schizophrenic to say the least. Brent emailed me and asked me if I knew who Provis was, and I said that Provis emailed me a long email which ended with with name William Schryver. He then told Dan your identity.

Dan then hinted to you that he knew who you were during your Provis exchanges, by alluding to an independent filmmaker or something to that effect. He then said, "if you know what I mean?" To which you responded, "No I don't." You played dumb. You were hoping to keep your cover because the contrast between your William Scryver emails and your Provis FAIR posts was enough to entertain psychologists for weeks. As an apologist I was embarrassed, and felt like apologizing to Brent and Dan for your stupid behavior.

You were left scratching your head wondering how he found out, so the next day you emailed me and asked me to keep your identity a secret. I told you the cat was already out of the bag. You then decided to drop the Provis charade and go with William Schryver, hoping to bury this embarrassing incident in the past.

So stop trying to pretend you were not lying. You knew perfectly well Dan had no idea Provis and William were one in the same, and you wanted to keep it that way.

PS: I had already detailed this sequnce of events here before the forum crashed. Will immediately fled the scene and now he is back again hoping everyone forgot the details. It is also interesting to know he was banned from FAIR as Chotzpah before making the Provis transition.
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Nay, let us remember the details on into infinity! An interesting sidenote in all of this: on the thread in question, Will Schryver posted his side of the story, in which he tried to convince everyone that he hadn't actually been lying about his testimony. Apparently, he later regretted what he said, since he deleted his post! It is small things like this which help to make watching Schryver's Mopologetic career so interesting.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:27 pm 
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Does anyone remember the reason why "Chozah" was banned at FAIR?

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I seem to recall a post from my MAD archival trips by one of the mods chastisizing Prozah for having been banned a few other times. I'll try to dig up the post.....

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Does anyone remember the reason why "Chozah" was banned at FAIR?


Did it have anything to do with animal husbandry?

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My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:52 pm 
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Pokatator wrote:
My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


OK - I've seen the phrase, "circle jerk" tossed around on this board for a while now. Well, the last time I saw it I decided to ask my husband if it means what it sounds like it means, and it's even WORSE than I imagined! EWWWWW! I know it's not being used in it's literal sense, but still, GROSS!

I also made the mistake of asking another poster what a gimp suit was because I read some joke about one on this board, and he linked me to a picture... *shudder*!

And to think some people say posting on internet message boards is a waste of time! I've learned so much here... :P

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:58 pm 
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bump

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:34 pm 
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Move along, nothing to see here...

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:05 pm 
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Droopy wrote:
Move along, nothing to see here...


Yess, Mr. Zohan, pardon Eloheim, there's too much to see here....
why don't you invite your Prophet bitch Monson repeat these words;
"Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval."
Do you recall HIS worthless highness going to Eastern Europe & kissing Honecker's Ass?
Chant 3 times; Bfore you go to bed
Beg forgiveness of Jerk Jeesus.
"pay Ley Ale""pay Ley Ale""pay Ley Ale".
Phonies....
Do you really have a real job?
not to mention a life?


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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:41 pm 
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Another classic from Scratch. Now there's some useful information. Thanks to KG for bumping this to remind us of who we are dealing with.

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:01 pm 
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I, too, appreciate Kevin's bumping this. A most interesting thread, indeed (par for the course for Doctor Scratch). Perhaps Justin Thames will find this information of value and work it into his entry for Bro. Schryver on his MormonDiscussions.com: Guide To.

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KimberlyAnn wrote:
Pokatator wrote:
My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


OK - I've seen the phrase, "circle jerk" tossed around on this board for a while now. Well, the last time I saw it I decided to ask my husband if it means what it sounds like it means, and it's even WORSE than I imagined! EWWWWW! I know it's not being used in it's literal sense, but still, GROSS!

I also made the mistake of asking another poster what a gimp suit was because I read some joke about one on this board, and he linked me to a picture... *shudder*!

And to think some people say posting on internet message boards is a waste of time! I've learned so much here... :P

Less naïve by the day,

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:54 pm 
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I have made a point of not responding to most of these silly things you people dream up, but, lest there be any confusion whatsoever:

For the record, I have always been an invariably loyal and substantially faithful and active, if not hardly perfect, member of the church. I am and always have been a 100% adherent to the all-important laws of chastity and tithing -- for which I testify to having been abundantly blessed.

I also have, I must confess, albeit on rare occasions, punched bullies and assholes in the nose.

And I don't seem to harbor any residual guilt for having done so. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:06 pm 
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Dream up?

moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.


Do not refer to emails; they are private under Rule #3.

You're a proven liar and a fraud. It is well documented, and your silly method of pretending it is just some anti-Mormon conspiracy isn't convincing anyone except yourself.

Anyone at FAIR would do well to distance themselves from you as much as possible, as your penchant for praise seeking has risen and your credibility has dropped.

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:06 pm 
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For the record, I have always been an invariably loyal and substantially faithful and active, if not hardly perfect, member of the church. I am and always have been a 100% adherent to the all-important laws of chastity and tithing -- for which I testify to having been abundantly blessed.


Funny how the only allegation you're willing to "clear up" is one for your fellow LDS. You don't want them thinking you're a fence straddler or else you'd be in for a tongue lashing. But the fact is you moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.
You did this so he'd warm up to you and let you in to his world. You're a snake selling snake oil.

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I also have, I must confess, albeit on rare occasions, punched bullies and assholes in the nose.


You're lying again. The absence of your testicles proves you would never do such a thing. Just because you look like Hellboy doesn't mean you're tough. You and GoodK are both a couple of puss-cakes.

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:42 pm 
Based on my very short time here, this Will Schryver guy reminds me of Dwight Schrute.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:24 pm 
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Pokatator wrote:
My favorite from William Schryver, the circle jerk!


Oh my gosh!!!
I've never seen so much jealousy on this board thus far.
You basically scored next to nothing on Justin Thames scale compared to
perfect 10 of William Schryver!!!!!!
Shame on you for mocking him!


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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:34 pm 
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Challenge to one and all:

moderator edit by harmony: Do not make mention of anything that allegedly transpired or is transpiring via the chat room or via private message that the source him- or herself has not overtly made public. People who communicate behind-the-scenes obviously intend their communications to remain behind-the-scenes. Any post on the board itself making reference to such things will be deleted.


Do not refer to emails, as they are private under Rule #3.
In short, Kevin Graham is either terribly misinformed, or just flat out lying.

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 Post subject: Re: The Shifting Loyalties of William Schryver, Esq.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:58 pm 
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In short, Kevin Graham is either terribly misinformed, or just flat out lying.


LOL, right!

I missed what he said. Anyone wanna send me a PM to enlighten me?

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