Daniel Peterson: If you think anyone of consequence cares how you eat a Reese's, you are sadly mistaken.

Pahoran: Your deviant Reese's eating shows that you support pederasty.

consiglieri: Wrapper => Parchment => Papyrus = Bullseye!

Bill Hamblin: I challenge anyone to come up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter alone. The odds against this are, well, I'm no mathematician, but ...

Wade Englund: If I had said anything about peanut butter cups, you might have a point. But since you are determined to once again misrepresent what I have said, I will just have to pity your lack of reading comprehension. -- Thanks

smac97: Once again, the antis are publicly condemning Mormons for their Reese's habits. Have they no shame?

MorningStar: I ate a Reese's once and then got diarrhea.

Gazelam: Reese's eaters are degenerate piles of human excrement, and I for one prefer to follow Jesus in condemning them and expressing my utter disgust for them.

John Gee: By my calculations, the missing portion of the wrapper was at least six feet long.

Droopy: Only pseudointellectual wannabe socialist bohemians who were raised by guilty white suburbanites who drove Volvos and protested all that is good and decent in America (in their vapid and ignorant attempts to feel better about their coke-addled lives) eat Reese's.

That's great! Especially the one about Pahoran -- what's with that guy?

LOL! My favorites are consiglieri and John Gee, but then I'm sort of biased toward Book of Abraham issues...

Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.

I thought you might recognize that one. Apparently, they don't teach logic (or basic human kindness) over in New Zealand.

No wonder they f*** sheep over there.

This had to be the funniest post in a long time!!

But Runtu, to be fair you need to do one of these to show how some of the critics here would talk about Reese's.

The "-- Thanks" on wenglund's cracked me up. As did Droopy's.

To be complete, Runtu would've had to end wenglund's entry with ". . . but to each his own. Thanks, - Wade Englund - "

I'm sure Danna would appreciate that comment.

Why? Is Danna a sheep?

No, she's a Kiwi.

Actually, to be fair to Wade, he prefers the less grammatically correct but more commonly used, "...but to each their own."

What are the two most often told lies in Montana?














1. The truck is paid for.
2. I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Isn't it hilarious that they feel compelled to have a complete double-standard over there? The moderators must be monstrously insecure in their faith.

Runtu is a genius, but I couldn't help but wonder what Cinepro and The Nehor would have to say about Reeses.

Runtu?

Thanks Runtu for the another crack perspective.

Reece's tastes a lot better now that I'm not a TBM. The wrapper was really chewy and never seemed to pass so well.

That's lulzworthy.

I've never tasted a Reese's. Someday I will, though. I'm just waiting for the perfect one.- The Nehor

Is not eating Reese's within marriage found in a doctrinal work?

I got one for you, BC:

"See my siggy for guidelines to determing the official way to eat a Reese's."