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 Post subject: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:19 am 
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Daniel Peterson: If you think anyone of consequence cares how you eat a Reese's, you are sadly mistaken.

Pahoran: Your deviant Reese's eating shows that you support pederasty.

consiglieri: Wrapper => Parchment => Papyrus = Bullseye!

Bill Hamblin: I challenge anyone to come up with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter alone. The odds against this are, well, I'm no mathematician, but ...

Wade Englund: If I had said anything about peanut butter cups, you might have a point. But since you are determined to once again misrepresent what I have said, I will just have to pity your lack of reading comprehension. -- Thanks

smac97: Once again, the antis are publicly condemning Mormons for their Reese's habits. Have they no shame?

MorningStar: I ate a Reese's once and then got diarrhea.

Gazelam: Reese's eaters are degenerate piles of human excrement, and I for one prefer to follow Jesus in condemning them and expressing my utter disgust for them.

John Gee: By my calculations, the missing portion of the wrapper was at least six feet long.

Droopy: Only pseudointellectual wannabe socialist bohemians who were raised by guilty white suburbanites who drove Volvos and protested all that is good and decent in America (in their vapid and ignorant attempts to feel better about their coke-addled lives) eat Reese's.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:27 pm 
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:lol: :lol: That's great! Especially the one about Pahoran -- what's with that guy?

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:22 pm 
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LOL! My favorites are consiglieri and John Gee, but then I'm sort of biased toward Book of Abraham issues...

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:38 pm 
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Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:50 pm 
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Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.


I thought you might recognize that one. Apparently, they don't teach logic (or basic human kindness) over in New Zealand.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:50 pm 
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Runtu wrote:
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Pahoran really did use that argument, though (against me). I thought that was beneath even him.


I thought you might recognize that one. Apparently, they don't teach logic (or basic human kindness) over in New Zealand.

No wonder they f*** sheep over there.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:07 pm 
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This had to be the funniest post in a long time!!

But Runtu, to be fair you need to do one of these to show how some of the critics here would talk about Reese's.


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:36 pm 
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The "-- Thanks" on wenglund's cracked me up. As did Droopy's.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:42 pm 
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The "-- Thanks" on wenglund's cracked me up.

To be complete, Runtu would've had to end wenglund's entry with ". . . but to each his own. Thanks, - Wade Englund - "

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:57 pm 
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No wonder they f*** sheep over there.


I'm sure Danna would appreciate that comment.


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:01 pm 
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Ray A wrote:
JohnStuartMill wrote:
No wonder they f*** sheep over there.


I'm sure Danna would appreciate that comment.

Why? Is Danna a sheep?

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:04 pm 
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Why? Is Danna a sheep?


No, she's a Kiwi.


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:06 pm 
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To be complete, Runtu would've had to end wenglund's entry with ". . . but to each his own. Thanks, - Wade Englund - "


Actually, to be fair to Wade, he prefers the less grammatically correct but more commonly used, "...but to each their own."


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
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JohnStuartMill wrote:
No wonder they f*** sheep over there.


I'm sure Danna would appreciate that comment.


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:25 pm 
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Enjoy your week off eating Reese's ~Hermes

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:37 pm 
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Isn't it hilarious that they feel compelled to have a complete double-standard over there? The moderators must be monstrously insecure in their faith.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:06 pm 
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Runtu is a genius, but I couldn't help but wonder what Cinepro and The Nehor would have to say about Reeses.

Runtu?

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:04 am 
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Thanks Runtu for the another crack perspective.

Reece's tastes a lot better now that I'm not a TBM. The wrapper was really chewy and never seemed to pass so well.


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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:41 am 
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Thanks Runtu for the another crack perspective.

Reece's tastes a lot better now that I'm not a TBM. The wrapper was really chewy and never seemed to pass so well.


That's lulzworthy.

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:31 pm 
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Is not eating Reese's within marriage found in a doctrinal work?

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 Post subject: Re: How to eat a Reese's, apologist style
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:42 pm 
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I got one for you, BC:

"See my siggy for guidelines to determing the official way to eat a Reese's."

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