Infidel or Apostate?

Post by **_harmony** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:14 pm

truth dancer wrote:I don't know Harmony... I heard, from the lips of an actual Imam that women in Islam get 72 virgins in the next life as well... :-)

~dancer~

Impossible. Women equal to men? Never!

Post by **_Lucretia MacEvil** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:31 am

liz3564 wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
liz3564 wrote:Hmmmm....Let's see....What else can we bring?

Sex and the City DVD's

Big Screen TV

Comfy Sofa

OK....I'm totally de-railing this thread. LOL

I think this thing was derailed long ago. Enjoy your Infidel liberation party.

007

Come join us, 007! ;)

I don't know how much fun I'd be. I'm somewhat flu-ish. I'll send a case of my favorite though so you gals can get pretty well wasted.

The Vodkas in the mail.

Bond....*sneeze* James Bond

Awww....feel better. But hey...the party will last through the eternities, so come join us when you're over the flu! We'll save you a vodka martini....shaken, not stirred. ;)

Ya mean if you go to the Terrestial, you don't get resurrected in your most perfect state (i.e., without the flu)? That's a bummer.

Anyway, I'm bring stuff to make margaritas.

Post by **_Lucretia MacEvil** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:34 am

harmony wrote:
truth dancer wrote:I don't know Harmony... I heard, from the lips of an actual Imam that women in Islam get 72 virgins in the next life as well... :-)

~dancer~

Impossible. Women equal to men? Never!

I don't want no frickin' virgins.

Well, maybe I'm being hasty. Guess I've never actually had one.

Sorry if I get us all moved to the Telestial.

Post by **_beastie** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:06 am

If I remember right, Infidels do not get seventy two virgins in Paradise, so perhaps that distinguishes them from Apostates.

Hmm, let's see....sex with someone who knows nothing about having sex.... sex with someone experienced in having sex.... hmmmm, hard decision, hard decision......

Did you ever wonder if the inhabitants of the Lower Kingdoms in the Mormon afterlife have genitalia? Do they get to have sex, just no children???? Or are they all castrated so they can't have sex at all?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:34 am

liz3564 wrote:by the way, James....I love your new signature! I'm a big MASH fan! ;)

Thanks, liz. I shall endeavor to keep my signature filled with the wisdom of MASH.

So ladys and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.-Dr. S. Freedman