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 Post subject: We thank thee, O Prophet, for a god
PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:05 pm 
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In light of last Tuesday's astonishing talk by Russell M. Nelson at BYU, I think that the song needs to be reworded.

We thank thee, O Prophet, for a god
To set god straight in these latter days.
We thank thee for adjusting policies
We all know lesbians and gays.
We thank thee for doing a 180...

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 Post subject: Re: We thank thee, O Prophet, for a god
PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:07 pm 
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Holy Ghost wrote:
We thank thee, O Prophet, for a god
To set god straight in these latter days.
We thank thee for adjusting policies
We all know lesbians and gays.
We thank thee for doing a 180...

Bestowed by thy inconsistent hand.
LGBT we're not meant to be
And divide families by command.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:23 pm 
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Marriage is between me and my two wives who have covenanted in the temple to obey me

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 Post subject: Re: We thank thee, O Prophet, for a god
PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:30 pm 
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When praying--now to Nelson--do Mormons now close their prayer by saying, "in the name of Elohim, amen"?

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