Evolution of Mormonism

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Evolution of Mormonism

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While the evolution of Mormonism is a new area of study, hopefully, it will be subject to eternal progression and at a later date can be presented to the world as a game changer at the FAIRMormon Conference in 2021.

The initial thesis of this bold new idea is that the glory of Mormonism has manifest itself a number of times throughout the history of the earth.

It had been thought that Mormonism was first introduced at a period in the past known as Snowball Earth. The theory first took hold when early apologists utilizing the Bayes' Theorem to prove the truth of Mormonism. Later anti-Mormon critics proved there was not a "snowball's chance on earth" that this theory could hold a sufficient quantity of frozen water, so the theory was eventually abandoned.

The most current theory holds that Mormonism was first introduced during the period of time known as the Cambrian Explosion. It was during this time that the Trilobite Priesthood was introduced. Not much is known about the exact details other than faithful Trilobytes being promised eternal feeding grounds in exchange for obedience and 10% of all plankton captured. The Tribobyte Kingdom was eternalized during a later period known as the Permian Extinction.

Later speculation will cover the period where Mormonism touches mobile fins to land.
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