Prophet vs Satanist!

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Prophet vs Satanist!

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Gordon B. Hinckley stood for something all right...SATAN! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Too bad it couldn't be a boxing match between the two. It'd be more entertaining and fun. Gordon Beelzebub Hinckley vs Russel Mormon Nelson refereed by Jesus Hurlbut Christ, with an Asian Handicap to Hinckley because he's already dead. :lol:
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spotlight wrote:Too bad it couldn't be a boxing match between the two. It'd be more entertaining and fun. Gordon Beelzebub Hinckley vs Russel Mormon Nelson refereed by Jesus Hurlbut Christ, with an Asian Handicap to Hinckley because he's already dead. :lol:


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Hinckley gets ahead on Points before it starts if he explains "Polygamy is not Doctrinal" and "We don't believe in Eternal Progression".

He automatically wins Round 1 if he comes completely Clean on Mark Hoffman!
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Maksutov wrote:Image

Gordon B. Hinckley stood for something all right...SATAN! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If what dead prophets said really doesn't count, why are there any scriptures and why on earth would anyone read them?
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You can always trust the living prophets. Their teachings reflect the will of the Lord, who declared: “What I the Lord have spoken, I have spoken, and I excuse not myself; and though the heavens and the earth pass away, my word shall not pass away, but shall all be fulfilled, whether by mine own voice or by the voice of my servants, it is the same” (D&C 1:38).

https://www.lds.org/manual/true-to-the- ... s?lang=eng

Nelson is saying that^ isn't true. He's claiming that his predecessors didn't reflect the will of the Lord with their usage and promotion of the term 'Mormon'. In fact, he's claiming his predecessors facilitated numerous victories for Satan. He is plainly stating that "You cannot always trust the living prophets to reflect the will of the Lord in their teachings." Nelson is rebutting the D&C. In fact, he's publicly and repeatedly preaching against Church doctrine...Nelson is in apostasy.
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"Satan" is very evil. Hurry, everyone get scared!

Or, if you don't believe in god or follow the prophet, know that anything that evokes the word "Satan" is false, couldn't happen, not true.

"Satan" is a powerful word. Works miracles.
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Do any of you think this newest pronouncement on the name Mormon is perhaps akin to President Nelson elevating the policy, of kicking the children of same-sex couples out of the Church, to a revelation?

It seemed like President Nelson made that booting the kids of same-sex couples revelation to his young audience in Hawaii in the same manner that I might add three exclamation points to some rant. It helped make his point, but was it really a revelation? I don't think it has been added to an official list of revelations.

Saying that Mormon was now a "Devil word" seems a lot like those three exclamation points. It perhaps was meant to paint the Church into a corner so they would have to abandon the well recognized Mormon brand name, but like that no kids allowed revelation, it's like one of those abuses where someone says their personal opinion comes from God. Due to his position, Mormons have to obey it and give a testimony as to its truthfulness - even though it was a short-sided idea that now forces members to call themselves COJCOLDSites.
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