Another Game We Can Play - Gospel Limmericks!

[_Philo Sofee]

Do I even dare suggest?

There once was a man named Joe,
Who wanted to get laid as you know,
So he gathered the herd,
of all ages, the nerd,
and succeeded best on the go!

[_Dantana]

There once was a man from Nantucket, baptized on his couch with a bucket,
They'd said "let us in, we'll erase all your sin", and all I'd to say was ____ it.

[_cwald]

There once was a man named Packer,
Who called all the young men "slacker,"
"Please don't play with your puds,
"You're all a bunch of duds,
"and you'll go to hell for being a whacker!"

[_Rosebud]

There was once a grand message board fight,
and the trolls said they knew they were right
while the laughed in their beds,
and got very large heads.
And the honest continued their plight.

[_Rosebud]

There was once a small cult with a book
and the billions of dollars they took
claiming God was their man
and that they owned His plan.
'Tis religion and freedom's rich look!

[_Rosebud]

Do you think the old men at the top
keep the money in case we must hop
o're to Jackson the place
where we're saved in God's grace?
Or is the plan for descendants to shop?

[_Philo Sofee]

Do you think the old men at the top
keep the money in case we must hop
o're to Jackson the place
where we're saved in God's grace?
Or is the plan for descendants to shop?