A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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_Rosebud
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Fights of belief are
amplified by media
until my ears hurt
Chronological List of Relevant Documents, Media Reports and Occurrences with Links regarding the lawsuit alleging President Nelson's daughter and son-in-law are sexual predators.

By our own Mary (with maybe some input from me when I can help). Thank you Mary!

Thread about the lawsuit

Thread about Mary's chronological document
_canpakes
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Dan C. Peterson
points to N-H-M as proof
of fantasy tales
_Dr Exiled
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Possibilities
Possibilities equals
Probabilities :rolleyes:
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Exiled wrote:Pedophile miscreants
Might interview our youth here
Opposing Sam X'ed

Your firsts line has six syllables.

Please fix.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Exiled wrote:Pedophile miscreants
Might interview our youth here
Opposing Sam X'ed

Your firsts line has six syllables.

Please fix.


It's fixed.
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen 
_Everybody Wang Chung
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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My Haiku is entitled "DCP Hates The Word of Wisdom"


DCP loves food
McDonald's he craves always
My God, what a waste

Image
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Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
_Dantana
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Chess is to checkers
as haiku to limericks.
Should be opposite
_Rosebud
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Faith communities
fertile ground for predators
so many tears sown
Chronological List of Relevant Documents, Media Reports and Occurrences with Links regarding the lawsuit alleging President Nelson's daughter and son-in-law are sexual predators.

By our own Mary (with maybe some input from me when I can help). Thank you Mary!

Thread about the lawsuit

Thread about Mary's chronological document
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Re: A New Game We Can Play - "Gospel Haiku!!!

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Lo! the Promised Land!
Can’t find a horse to ride on.
Really? A tapir?
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