You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
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_SuperDell
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You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
What do you use to ward off Mormons?
“Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth.”
― Joseph Joubert
― Joseph Joubert
Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
A beard. Coffee. Shoulders.
There are options.
There are options.
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Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
I know the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 given by Joseph Smith are totally false.
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
Offer to buy them a beer.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
Start asking questions about Book of Mormon historicity or polygamy. They'll usually run or at least back off if you do this in my experience.
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen
Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
While TBMs tend to shy away from the cross, touching them with it will not burn their skin. You could mention that the Muppets Do Dallas is currently playing on KBYU.
You are assuming they are in the presence of other Mormons who would judge them should they accept your offer.
Offer to buy them a beer.
You are assuming they are in the presence of other Mormons who would judge them should they accept your offer.
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Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
moksha wrote:Offer to buy them a beer.
You are assuming they are in the presence of other Mormons who would judge them should they accept your offer.
Well in my case it's not an assumption my avian friend, as I am that "other Mormon".
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
Fence Sitter wrote:Well in my case it's not an assumption my avian friend, as I am that "other Mormon".
Let's hope your friend remained true and shunned the beer offer!
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
Re: You use a cross to ward off Vampires and Evil
SuperDell wrote:What do you use to ward off Mormons?
A cross!
Don't take life so seriously in that " sooner or later we are just old men in funny clothes" "Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk"