BYU Increases Efforts To Prevent Masturbation
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BYU Increases Efforts To Prevent Masturbation
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Re: BYU Increases Efforts To Prevent Masturbation
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
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Tie their hands to the bed posts .... oh wait that was what they said to do with the missionary masturbators.
In other news, more missionaries are coming home with bondage fetishes.
In other news, more missionaries are coming home with bondage fetishes.
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Levi Strauss® was the official blue full length condom of BYU and UVU back in my day.
Levi loving or dry humping was not considered sex.
hahahaha
Levi loving or dry humping was not considered sex.
hahahaha
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Re: BYU Increases Efforts To Prevent Masturbation
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Levi Strauss® was the official blue full length condom of BYU and UVU back in my day.
Levi loving or dry humping was not considered sex.
hahahaha
Are jeans light cotton?
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