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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:56 am 
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My latest Radio Free Mormon podcast went up yesterday.

http://www.mormondiscussionpodcast.org/ ... ent-221098

It examines one sentence in the Family Proclamation, and argues that in spite of statements that the Proclamation is just a reemphasis of what has been said by prophets throughout the church's history, there appear to be some exceptions to this.

The thing I like most about the podcast is where it points the way for the LDS Church to be able to embrace gay marriage.

And it can do this by simply getting back to the teachings of Joseph Smith.

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I'm listening to the podcast right now. It's fun.

A TK man smoothie must therefore become a Barbie.

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It must also be that the TK person doesn't have a hole.

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Joseph Fielding Smith, (Doctrines of Salvation 2:287-288) wrote:
Some of the functions in the celestial body will not appear in the terrestrial body, neither in the telestial body, and the power of procreation will be removed. I take it that men and women will, in these kingdoms, be just what the so-called Christian world expects us all to be neither man nor woman, merely immortal beings having received the resurrection.


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"Gender is an essential characteristic of individual premortal, mortal, and eternal identity and purpose."

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consiglieri wrote:
My latest Radio Free Mormon podcast went up yesterday.

http://www.mormondiscussionpodcast.org/ ... ent-221098

It examines one sentence in the Family Proclamation, and argues that in spite of statements that the Proclamation is just a reemphasis of what has been said by prophets throughout the church's history, there appear to be some exceptions to this.

The thing I like most about the podcast is where it points the way for the LDS Church to be able to embrace gay marriage.

And it can do this by simply getting back to the teachings of Joseph Smith.

All the Best!

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And I'm guessing that our post life gender won't really matter...as we'll all be rotting in our graves

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And I'm guessing that our post life gender won't really matter...as we'll all be rotting in our graves


Exactly. The whole concept of the physical resurrection pushed by crazy Jesus and his biblical wacko friends is absolutely nuts. Mormons just bought into the whole crazy idea. It's both bizarre and insane.

If anything, we are spiritual beings all part of some spiritual matrix or intergalactic life force that is manifesting all things on a quantum level. I suspect we will live on hereafter in some kind of spiritual form. But we have to die first to find out for sure.

The resurrection is crazy. Like Jim Morrison said, "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection". And cancel my membership to the Mormon cult! Screw you, Joseph Fielding Smith, you bat-crazy descendant of child molesting Joe (14 year old girl) Smith.

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That was really good. But, your energy level seemed a little low. Doing ok?


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But we have to die first to find out for sure.


I was told once that the biggest kick in life is death but no matter what you do you have to save it for last.

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The Family A Proclamation to the World wrote:
Gender is an essential characteristic of individual premortal, mortal, and eternal identity and purpose.


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Joseph Fielding Smith wrote:
Some of the functions in the celestial body will not appear in the terrestrial body, neither in the telestial body, and the power of procreation will be removed. I take it that men and women will, in these kingdoms, be just what the so-called Christian world expects us all to be neither man nor woman, merely immortal beings having received the resurrection.


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You won't have a penis or a vagina.

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Stem wrote:
That was really good. But, your energy level seemed a little low. Doing ok?


Doing fine! Thanks for asking!

The only reason for what you are hearing may be that I didn't edit this episode as severely as I have others, where I take out virtually all of the spaces in between sentences and phrases, with the result that it sounds like I am rushing through the material.

I left a lot more spaces this time.

I hope that's all it is.

Hope you enjoyed it anyway!

Thanks for listening!

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Shulem wrote:
The Family A Proclamation to the World wrote:
Gender is an essential characteristic of individual premortal, mortal, and eternal identity and purpose.


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Joseph Fielding Smith wrote:
Some of the functions in the celestial body will not appear in the terrestrial body, neither in the telestial body, and the power of procreation will be removed. I take it that men and women will, in these kingdoms, be just what the so-called Christian world expects us all to be neither man nor woman, merely immortal beings having received the resurrection.


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You won't have a penis or a vagina.


Glad you are getting some mileage out of this podcast, Shulem!

I love your graphics, by the way!

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The Book of Alma

40:23 The soul shall be restored to the body, and the body to the soul; yea, and every limb and joint shall be restored to its body; yea, even a hair of the head shall not be lost; but ALL THINGS shall be restored to their proper and perfect frame.

All means ALL. That mean the penis and the vagina are included. So much for the TK smoothie.

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On a related note, I didn't stress it as hard as I could have, but Joseph Fielding Smith's theory flies in the face of the Book of Mormon doctrine of the resurrection.

Let me see if I can find it. I was just referring to it from memory on the podcast.

Pretty sure it is in Alma. Maybe chapter 11? With a verse somewhere in the 40's?

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Alma 11:43 The spirit and the body shall be reunited again in its perfect form; both limb and joint shall be restored to its proper frame, even as we now are at this time; and we shall be brought to stand before God, knowing even as we know now, and have a bright recollection of all our guilt.

44 Now, this restoration shall come to all, both old and young, both bond and free, both male and female, both the wicked and the righteous; and even there shall not so much as a hair of their heads be lost; but every thing shall be restored to its perfect frame, as it is now, or in the body, and shall be brought and be arraigned before the bar of Christ the Son, and God the Father, and the Holy Spirit, which is one Eternal God, to be judged according to their works, whether they be good or whether they be evil.

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Looks like you beat me to it, Shulem!

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Glad you are getting some mileage out of this podcast, Shulem!

let's see-toe bone connected to the foot bone connected to the ankle bone connected to the leg bone connected to the knee bone connected to the thign bone (i like thighs),connected to the hip bone connected to the tummy and sacred bones connected to the breast bone (i like breasts) connected to the tittie bone connected to arm bone and the hand bone and the neck bone connected to the head bone -now all together praise the Lord! by the way i failed anatomy!

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The Book of Alma

40:23 The soul shall be restored to the body, and the body to the soul; yea, and every limb and joint shall be restored to its body; yea, even a hair of the head shall not be lost; but ALL THINGS shall be restored to their proper and perfect frame.

All means ALL. That mean the penis and the vagina are included. So much for the TK smoothie.


Yes but you are first resurrected, then judgement, then casteraction, hole fillover for those headed TK's.


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Castration of a resurrected penis! Now that is hell. I'm surprised Joseph Smith Jr didn't come up with that one.

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Castration of a resurrected penis! Now that is hell. I'm surprised Joseph Smith Jr didn't come up with that one.


Indeed. But is the male member lopped off at the judgement bar for punishment or does it just fail to materialize at the moment of resurrection? This is a very valid question. Elohim is cruel and inhuman, thank goodness we won't have to deal with him in the lower kingdoms. But then there is the females too which must become unfemale because they can't ever have an increase or be penetrated, if you know what I mean. They too must experience castration although their thingamajigs are smaller they are just as capable as having a good time lest Elohim nip that in the bud and fill in the crack.

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OFFICIAL TK SMOOTHIES MODESTLY COVERED UP (CULT NONSENSE)

https://www.LDS.org/manual/doctrine-and-covenants-stories/chapter-26-the-three-kingdoms-of-heaven-16-february-1832?lang=eng&clang=pes

CHAPTER 26
The Three Kingdoms of Heaven


Next Joseph and Sidney saw the terrestrial kingdom of heaven.
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People in the terrestrial kingdom will see Jesus. But they cannot live with Heavenly Father and Jesus.
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Next Joseph and Sidney saw the telestial kingdom of heaven. People who go to the telestial kingdom were not righteous on earth.
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People in the telestial kingdom will not see Jesus or Heavenly Father and cannot live with Them. However, angels will visit these people, and the Holy Ghost will teach them.
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In this vision, Joseph and Sidney also saw where the people who are most wicked will go. They will be with Satan. They cannot be with Heavenly Father, Jesus, or the Holy Ghost.

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This thread is hilarious...Shulem...you are the tabasco sauce of this board...so glad you were redeemed from the Telestial Forum.

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