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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:33 am 
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Elder Neil L. Andersen prior to the hurricane wrote:
The Lord is blessing these people, and He’s giving them His peace and His Spirit.


Blessings of darkness and lack of working facilities -- misery and woe for months on end with no end in sight. These are the blessings given to the people of Puerto Rico from elder Andersen as he pretended to bless the island with his apostolic presence. Elder Andersen is a conman and fake.

In the meantime, skunk Andersen fills his belly with hot meals and enjoys all the accommodations of life thanks to gullible tithe payers of the church. You stink, Andersen -- you liar for the Lord!

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https://www.LDS.org/church/news/threads ... o?lang=eng

The Church donated $100k to a food bank. And they also talk a lot about members helping one another. Hrm...

This is their 2017 summarized report of humanitarian efforts:

https://www.ldscharities.org/bc/content ... f?lang=eng

Here is their Hurricane Maria effort:

https://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/ ... 2-2017.JPG

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Despite severe communication challenges, the Church Welfare Department reports more than 40 containers of ocean shipments have been sent so far to various islands in the Caribbean, including Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Croix, St. MartIn and other locations.

The shipments contain food, water, building materials, hygiene kits and cleaning supplies. In addition, one plane loaded with 80,000 pounds of food and water has been delivered to Puerto Rico.


I'm not really sure what to think of it. It feels like they're doing something, but how much of what do we expect the LDS church to provide to its members or citizens of PR?

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I'm not really sure what to think of it. It feels like they're doing something, but how much of what do we expect the LDS church to provide to its members or citizens of PR?


How many meals is 80,000 pounds of food and water? How much of that total weight is water which weighs 8.33 lbs per gallon? A healthy water diet is 1/2 gallon of water per person per day. Assume that half of the 80,000 lbs is water, therefore = drinking water for 1000 people for 10 days.

You can be asured that the drinking water is being delivered to LDS buildings for LDS people. Same for the food. It's going to the stake center come hell or high water.

Also, church leaders (apostles & prophets) are white collar men who don't do any real work. All they do is bark orders. Oh, you might see them wearing an apron to make them look busy but those lazy bastards don't do any real work -- sweat and labor. They're too good for that.

Bottom line, elder Andersen didn't see this coming and failed to warn the saints in Puerto Rico that their god was about to send the storm of the century upon them and wipe out their island and leave them in the dark. Mormon god loves to torture his people kind of like a mean bully pulling the legs off spiders and torturing helpless animals. The apostles glorify the beastly nature of Mormon god as if he was righteous for torturing his people. It was Mormon god who sent the storm. It was Mormon god who unblessed the people his apostle blessed. What a GODDAMN joke!

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President Nelson promises Puerto Rican Saints that 'better days are ahead' after last year's deadly hurricane

Well DUH! It can only get better. Sounds like a fair bet to me. Now watch Nelson attempt to take credit for future improvements due to faith and apostolic prayers.

In the meantime, elder Andersen best not show his face in Puerto Rico again. He did absolutely nothing to warn the saints or encourage them to get out while they still could.

Pathetic, stupid, Mormons. False prophets.

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President Nelson promises Puerto Rican Saints that 'better days are ahead' after last year's deadly hurricane

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It can't possibly get any worse. All it can do is get better. Just watch how the Mormons will later credit Nelson with making inspired prophecy when things improve in Puerto Rico. Saints will be all drippy eyed and thanking the Lord for a prophet. The fact is that Nelson & Andersen failed the people of Puerto Rico by not being able to prophecy in the first place. Mormons DON'T really prophesy -- they don't know the meaning of the word.

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I'm a prophet but I will never prophesy. I'm a seer but I don't know the future. I'm a revelator but I have nothing new to reveal. I've never even seen the Lord. I don't know anyone who has.

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The church feels guilty for what happened in Puerto Rico and fearing all is lost promises to erect a temple someday after the mud finally dries.

Here is the cardboard box (Masonic doll house) the church intends to build:


Shall we call it the Bell Tower Outhouse?

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President NelSatan pledged to do something special for Puerto Rico.

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Give me a break. This looks like a glorified outhouse with a steeple to mark the importance of the Lord's piss and dung.

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Me get a revelation? Me predict a catastrophe? Me see the future?

Am I a prophet, seer, and revelator?


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Oh yeah, and we had a conference with Elder Anderson!!!! I have never been in the same room as a member of the 12 but it was really amazing!! . . . . One thing that really stood out to me from the conference with Elder Anderson was his thoughts on faith. He said that when the Presidency of the church wants to see an increase of miracles in an area, they start with the missionaries! Why? Because missionaries have more faith that miracles can happen!!! How cool is that? Just think about what could happen to an area if everyone, including the local leaders, had missionary-like faith???? It would have an amazing amount of miracles!! I just love that thought and I want to help others increase their faith as well so that we can keep seeing miracles!


LOL! Yep, we see how the faith of the missionaries failed and the Lord sent the hurricane and all the missionaries had to leave the island as their missions in Puerto Rico came to an end. Thus we see that the faith of the missionaries and apostle Neil L Andersen failed to bring those promised blessings.

So the Lord sent a miracle, a hurricane, and sent the missionaries packing!

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Stupid ____ Mormons and their Miracles. What a joke.

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We met Elder Anderson, of the Twelve on Saturday. Elder Gonzalez, Elder Acosta, and Elder Maynes of the Seventy and Presidency of the Seventy were there too. So it was full of great inspiring messages. The meeting was foncused on improvement here in Puernto Rinco. The Baptisms are progressing but Church attendance is not. So Elder Anderson posed us the question of how can we fix it. It was interesting that I didn’t even make any comments in the meeting but what I was thinking about was what Elder Anderson said.

For example he asked us what a good goal would be for Baptisms here as a mission in the future and I was thinking well 50 is pretty good a month. And after two Elders Said 90 and 100 Elder Anderson said well I think for April May and June the good goals would be 40 50 50 respectively. Then as he asked the question of how to meet those goals I thought to myself well, if we find more people to teach our probability of baptizing will be higher and after some comments Elder Anderson gave us his ideas of how we can do it and the first thing he said was double the number of people in our investigator pool. So I was kind of like wow, I basically thought exactly what an Apostle was thinking. Maybe I should have piped up?


Ha ha ha, so sorry to hear about lousy church attendance. Silly of you to prepare for monthly baptism goals just two months before the hurricane comes and kicks your sorry missionary asses off the island!

Ha ha ha! I'll bet you didn't see that coming! Neither did Neil L Andersen who pretends to be a prophet, seer, and revelator. He didn't see it coming. He simply told you to double your contacts and set baptismal goals.

The miracle hurricane is coming! Take cover you fools!

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he greatest spiritual experience this week, for me, was when Elder Neil L. Andersen, who was visiting us at our mission conference, came down from the pulpit to the floor to start talking to all of us. He started by expressing his love, and the love our beloved Prophet, his counselors, and Quorum of the 12 bring to us. I immidiately was hit with The Spirit and felt this overwhelming love from them, the Savior, and Heavenly Father, and all at once I was reminded of how much our Heavenly Father knows us and loves us. Elder Andersen just has this Christ-like light and love to him. Wow...The Conference with Neil L. Andersen was incredible. He is so so so loving and nice, and funny, and he speaks 4 different languages! We arrived a little later than we thought so we ended up sitting in the very back row. President Boucher announced over the pulpit that before the conference would start, we had time to all shake his hand. I almost died of excitement. It was so cool to see everyone go through this line and just be BEAMING with smiles after having just met a member of the Quorum of the 12 Apostles. I did the same, it was something I will always remember. We went and sat down and the conference started. Just a couple minutes into it, before the opening hymn, President Boucher turns to Elder Andersen, then back to us and says, "Elder Andersen would like those in the last row to come up to the front row." Hermana Pichiule and I , and a couple other sisters were in that last row he was talking about. So we quickly moved to the VERY FRONT ROW. It was a huge miracle I did NOT see coming. Once the meeting started, and it was time for Elder Andersen to speak, he came down from the pulpit to talk to us, and stopped right in front of me. I thought I was going to die of excitement. There were a lot of laughs shared with him, as well as, so much wisdom and advice for our lovely island of Puerto Rico. He talked a lot about miracles and how we need to be praying for them. There is one thing he said that really stuck with me, "Most miracles come from being more motivated, pushing hard, and having more trust in the Lord. It has to begin with someone to move up, to think higher, and to expect more." That really struck me, and I immidiately wanted to be that type of person. As I have begun to input these principles in my life these last couple of days, I truly have seen a difference.


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What a BIMBO! Listen up, elder Andersen didn't do you any favors. He came to Puerto Rico to sell you a song and a dance. He's a used car salesman for the church! He was probably just looking at your breasts all along. I'm sure he was lusting.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, your miracle is coming, ____. The hurricane is going to put an end to your missionary work in just 5 months from now! You can thank bastard Andersen for that.

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Sister Bimbo Green shared a letter that got printed in LDSLiving. She tells of so-called multiple promptings she got when she was hastily packing her bags to head to the mission home for safety just prior to hurricane Maria's arrival to Puerto Rico.

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While I was packing, I wasn’t thinking that this might be the last time I would be packing, but I did get this prompting many times, that came to my mind saying, “pack what you REALLY don’t want to lose”. So, I followed it and packed my scriptures, missionary journals and memory cards of all my mission pictures, still not thinking anything severe was going to happen, but I followed the prompting anyways.


Here she seems to credit the Spirit for prompting her to take scriptures, missionary journal, and other important keepsakes. But really, isn't that something any missionary would just do out of necessity figuring they are fleeing their ragtag apartment to head to the mission home because a monster hurricane is on its way? Wouldn't every missionary pack their scriptures and journal? But here we see Bimbo Sister Green acting likes it's practically some kind of miracle or spiritual prompting from the Spirit that caused her to place those items in her bag. I mean come on, what missionary is going to leave their scriptures and journal behind even for a day? And yet the Mormons eat this crap up like it's spiritual food to their souls.

Christ Jesus, Stupid ____ Mormons!

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On March 16, 2017, just months prior to the hurricane that wiped out Puerto Rico, Elder Neil L. Andersen visited government officials in Puerto Rico for "the purpose of knowing the needs of the country from the perspective of the government of the island and thus making the programs of the Church available".

They talked about societal needs and church programs. But no talk about the impending hurricane looming on the near distant horizon and how church programs will have little effect in curing the devastation which about to take place. After all, Mormon prophets don't prophesy, Mormon seers can't see the future, and Mormon revelators don't reveal anything. They are false prophets dressed in business suits pretending to be like prophets of the bible.

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Information related to the International Day of Service and Mormon Hands that help the Church's program to provide service to the community and help the needy in case of catastrophe was also shared


Probably the best thing Andersen could have done was to warn the people of Puerto Rico that a killer storm was on its way and the island would be uprooted by years end. He should have warned government officials. After all, that's what bible prophets did! He should have warned the members of the church and especially the LDS mission. But no! Elder Andersen was blinded to the fact that Category 5 Hurricane Maria was coming -- having no idea, not even an inkling, all he did was tell the people they would be blessed and that the future of Puerto Rico looks bright.

Stupid ____ Elder Neil L Andersen!

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Neil L Andersen is a do nothing prophet, seer, and revelator. He may think he's a prophet but he's not. He may think he's a seer but he's not. He may think he's a revelator, but he's not. He's a prophet, seer, and revelator in name only by virtue of his paid calling in the church -- pretending to possess miraculous gifts and insight. But none of these things have ever been manifested and never will be. What a joke!

Neil L Andersen, you're a fake. Your silly stories about "miracles" are nothing but faith promoting exaggerations about how you pretend to see Mormonism as miraculous. You, sir, are a ____ joke!

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Sooooo, I take it you really like this Anderson guy...... :lol:

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Sooooo, I take it you really like this Anderson guy...... :lol:


He's like a used car salesman selling a false gospel. Here are some points gleaned from Neil L Andersen's address (It's a Miracle) he gave in General Conference April 2013:

Elder Neil L Andersen wrote:
The mortal life of Jesus Christ was filled with miracles: a virgin mother, a new star, angels appearing to shepherds, the blind seeing, the lame walking, angels in Gethsemane and at the tomb, and the greatest miracle of all—His glorious Resurrection.


Granted, those stories in the New Testament most certainly do describe miracles because they are miraculous events. These are amazing examples of what constitutes a miracle according to the Christian religion:

1. Virgin mother
2. New Star
3. Angels appearing
4. Blind see
5. Lame walk
6. Resurrection of a dead man

THOSE ARE EXAMPLES OF MIRACLES ACCORDING TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION!!!

But let's dig further into elder Andersen's talk and you'll see that there is a clear difference between Christian miracles and Mormon miracles:

Elder Neil L Andersen wrote:
Our day is a remarkable time of miracles. Six months ago as President Monson announced the age change for young men and young women desiring to serve missions, there was an undeniable spiritual outpouring. Faith overcame doubt, and young men and women moved forward. The Thursday following conference, I was assigned to recommend missionary calls to the First Presidency. I was amazed to see the applications of 18-year-old men and 19-year-old women who had already adjusted their plans, visited their doctors, been interviewed by their bishops and stake presidents, and submitted their missionary applications—all in just five days. Thousands more have now joined them. It’s a miracle.


Here we see that Monson's policy change in lowering the missionary age is considered a miracle!

Jesus Mormon Christ! What a joke. Is he kidding? How is this a bloody miracle? Where is the New Star? Where is the virgin mother? Where do the blind see or the lame walk? Where are the bloody angels? Andersen is a total conman. He's a faker and spreading the Mormon gospel of false miracles.

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Andersen continues to spew more idiotic claims that the Mormons are performing miracles:

Elder Neil L Andersen wrote:
We are witnessing the miracles of the Lord as His gospel is spreading across the world.

The Lord needs you now more than ever to be an instrument in His hands. All of us have a contribution to make to this miracle.

Faith will overcome doubt, and the Lord will bless you with your very own miracles.

It’s a miracle. It is a miracle. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.


:rolleyes:

Elder Neil L Andersen is the Flim-Flam Apostle. He's a used car salesman. He's a laughing joker.

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18 year old boys can serve missions!


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Modern miracles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints trump the bible.

It's a Miracle!

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Oh and Elder Walter F. González, president of the Caribbean Area surprised us and came to our mission conference/dinner later that day before he flew out, and spoke to us as well. The Spirit was strong on the island this week! Everyone is so excited for this to begin, and have the opportunity to go to the Temple. One of my favorite parts was the blessings that took place asking Heavenly Father to protect this land from storms, it was emotional for everyone here, especially the members.


Poppycock! Elder González was with Andersen just months prior to the hurricane so why couldn't they offer the prayer of protection then? See smug looking González (3rd from the left) in photo below:

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This silly Elder González now thinks he can get Heavenly Father to protect the island AFTER it was already wiped out? Oh but the odds are in his favor now that the storm has passed. What a bunch of hypocritical nonsense. These men are powerless. They spew crap out of their mouths and acts like they have a special channel to God. Worthless turds they are!

González, you're a steamy turd. Maybe it's your lack of faith and failure to ask Heavenly Father to protect the island PRIOR to the hurricane is what caused the hurricane. You're responsible! Maybe the Lord caused the whole island to suffer because YOU and bastard Andersen failed to heed the Spirit and pronounce the blessing at that time.

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President NelSatan's move to build a token temple in Puerto Rico is going to backfire. Here's why: The members are already worn out and fighting for their livelihoods. But now the church is going to emphasize even more the importance of paying tithing in order to be worthy to enter the temple and receive the choicest blessing the Lord has to offer. Yes, those blessings are very expensive and the members are going to be pushed to the limit in trying to pay the temple door fee.

Also, nonmembers are not going to be enticed to join a church that tells them they have to somehow come up with 10% of their income and give up their Word of Wisdom pleasures.

So, I think it's safe to say that existing membership is going to struggle even more and those who are partially in but not fully are going to back completely out rather than agree to pay tithing. The church in Puerto Rico is going to lose even more members. More wards and branches will be shuttered. Plus, to add to their misery, missionary success resulting in baptisms is going to decrease significantly. Instead of missionaries boasting about miracle baptisms they will have to resort to boasting about miracle teaches!

Ha ha ha ha!

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Last conference, flim-flam-apostle Neil Andersen (a used car salesman for the Lord) had the audacity to declare that church prophets foresee the future with The Eye of Faith.

I'm not kidding!

Prophet-want-to-be Andersen wrote:
Prior to being the President of the Church, President Russell M. Nelson said: “Prophets see ahead. They see the harrowing dangers the adversary has placed or will yet place in our path. Prophets also foresee the grand possibilities and privileges awaiting those who listen with the intent to obey.”


You, Andersen are a punk. You and NelSatan don't see the future. You don't see ahead. You simply state what you expect will happen to members of the church when they refuse to obey the commandments or how they will fare when they do what the so-called prophets say. That is not prophecy. That is not seeing the future. You are a ____ fake! You bastard apostle of Mormonism!

You're a joke, Andersen. A freaking joke. You don't see the future. You don't know what's going to happen. You don't know jack.

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