Elder Andersen's false prophecy to the people of Puerto Rico

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Missionary Mem

Oh yeah, and we had a conference with Elder Anderson!!!! I have never been in the same room as a member of the 12 but it was really amazing!! . . . . One thing that really stood out to me from the conference with Elder Anderson was his thoughts on faith. He said that when the Presidency of the church wants to see an increase of miracles in an area, they start with the missionaries! Why? Because missionaries have more faith that miracles can happen!!! How cool is that? Just think about what could happen to an area if everyone, including the local leaders, had missionary-like faith???? It would have an amazing amount of miracles!! I just love that thought and I want to help others increase their faith as well so that we can keep seeing miracles!

LOL! Yep, we see how the faith of the missionaries failed and the Lord sent the hurricane and all the missionaries had to leave the island as their missions in Puerto Rico came to an end. Thus we see that the faith of the missionaries and apostle Neil L Andersen failed to bring those promised blessings.

So the Lord sent a miracle, a hurricane, and sent the missionaries packing!



Stupid damned Mormons and their Miracles. What a joke.

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Elder Glazier in Puerto Rico

We met Elder Anderson, of the Twelve on Saturday. Elder Gonzalez, Elder Acosta, and Elder Maynes of the Seventy and Presidency of the Seventy were there too. So it was full of great inspiring messages. The meeting was foncused on improvement here in Puernto Rinco. The Baptisms are progressing but Church attendance is not. So Elder Anderson posed us the question of how can we fix it. It was interesting that I didn’t even make any comments in the meeting but what I was thinking about was what Elder Anderson said.

For example he asked us what a good goal would be for Baptisms here as a mission in the future and I was thinking well 50 is pretty good a month. And after two Elders Said 90 and 100 Elder Anderson said well I think for April May and June the good goals would be 40 50 50 respectively. Then as he asked the question of how to meet those goals I thought to myself well, if we find more people to teach our probability of baptizing will be higher and after some comments Elder Anderson gave us his ideas of how we can do it and the first thing he said was double the number of people in our investigator pool. So I was kind of like wow, I basically thought exactly what an Apostle was thinking. Maybe I should have piped up?

Ha ha ha, so sorry to hear about lousy church attendance. Silly of you to prepare for monthly baptism goals just two months before the hurricane comes and kicks your sorry missionary asses off the island!

Ha ha ha! I'll bet you didn't see that coming! Neither did Neil L Andersen who pretends to be a prophet, seer, and revelator. He didn't see it coming. He simply told you to double your contacts and set baptismal goals.

The miracle hurricane is coming! Take cover you fools!

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Hermana Kali Green Puerto Rico, San Juan Mission

he greatest spiritual experience this week, for me, was when Elder Neil L. Andersen, who was visiting us at our mission conference, came down from the pulpit to the floor to start talking to all of us. He started by expressing his love, and the love our beloved Prophet, his counselors, and Quorum of the 12 bring to us. I immidiately was hit with The Spirit and felt this overwhelming love from them, the Savior, and Heavenly Father, and all at once I was reminded of how much our Heavenly Father knows us and loves us. Elder Andersen just has this Christ-like light and love to him. Wow...The Conference with Neil L. Andersen was incredible. He is so so so loving and nice, and funny, and he speaks 4 different languages! We arrived a little later than we thought so we ended up sitting in the very back row. President Boucher announced over the pulpit that before the conference would start, we had time to all shake his hand. I almost died of excitement. It was so cool to see everyone go through this line and just be BEAMING with smiles after having just met a member of the Quorum of the 12 Apostles. I did the same, it was something I will always remember. We went and sat down and the conference started. Just a couple minutes into it, before the opening hymn, President Boucher turns to Elder Andersen, then back to us and says, "Elder Andersen would like those in the last row to come up to the front row." Hermana Pichiule and I , and a couple other sisters were in that last row he was talking about. So we quickly moved to the VERY FRONT ROW. It was a huge miracle I did NOT see coming. Once the meeting started, and it was time for Elder Andersen to speak, he came down from the pulpit to talk to us, and stopped right in front of me. I thought I was going to die of excitement. There were a lot of laughs shared with him, as well as, so much wisdom and advice for our lovely island of Puerto Rico. He talked a lot about miracles and how we need to be praying for them. There is one thing he said that really stuck with me, "Most miracles come from being more motivated, pushing hard, and having more trust in the Lord. It has to begin with someone to move up, to think higher, and to expect more." That really struck me, and I immidiately wanted to be that type of person. As I have begun to input these principles in my life these last couple of days, I truly have seen a difference.

What a BIMBO! Listen up, elder Andersen didn't do you any favors. He came to Puerto Rico to sell you a song and a dance. He's a used car salesman for the church! He was probably just looking at your breasts all along. I'm sure he was lusting.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, your miracle is coming, bitch. The hurricane is going to put an end to your missionary work in just 5 months from now! You can thank bastard Andersen for that.

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Sister Bimbo Green shared a letter that got printed in LDSLiving. She tells of so-called multiple promptings she got when she was hastily packing her bags to head to the mission home for safety just prior to hurricane Maria's arrival to Puerto Rico.

Missionary in Puerto Rico When
the Hurricane Hit Shares
Experience in Powerful Letter

While I was packing, I wasn’t thinking that this might be the last time I would be packing, but I did get this prompting many times, that came to my mind saying, “pack what you REALLY don’t want to lose”. So, I followed it and packed my scriptures, missionary journals and memory cards of all my mission pictures, still not thinking anything severe was going to happen, but I followed the prompting anyways.

Here she seems to credit the Spirit for prompting her to take scriptures, missionary journal, and other important keepsakes. But really, isn't that something any missionary would just do out of necessity figuring they are fleeing their ragtag apartment to head to the mission home because a monster hurricane is on its way? Wouldn't every missionary pack their scriptures and journal? But here we see Bimbo Sister Green acting likes it's practically some kind of miracle or spiritual prompting from the Spirit that caused her to place those items in her bag. I mean come on, what missionary is going to leave their scriptures and journal behind even for a day? And yet the Mormons eat this crap up like it's spiritual food to their souls.

Christ Jesus, Stupid damned Mormons!

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Elder Andersen visita a Senadora
del gobierno de Puerto Rico

On March 16, 2017, just months prior to the hurricane that wiped out Puerto Rico, Elder Neil L. Andersen visited government officials in Puerto Rico for "the purpose of knowing the needs of the country from the perspective of the government of the island and thus making the programs of the Church available".

They talked about societal needs and church programs. But no talk about the impending hurricane looming on the near distant horizon and how church programs will have little effect in curing the devastation which about to take place. After all, Mormon prophets don't prophesy, Mormon seers can't see the future, and Mormon revelators don't reveal anything. They are false prophets dressed in business suits pretending to be like prophets of the Bible.

Information related to the International Day of Service and Mormon Hands that help the Church's program to provide service to the community and help the needy in case of catastrophe was also shared

Probably the best thing Andersen could have done was to warn the people of Puerto Rico that a killer storm was on its way and the island would be uprooted by years end. He should have warned government officials. After all, that's what Bible prophets did! He should have warned the members of the church and especially the LDS mission. But no! Elder Andersen was blinded to the fact that Category 5 Hurricane Maria was coming -- having no idea, not even an inkling, all he did was tell the people they would be blessed and that the future of Puerto Rico looks bright.

Stupid damned Elder Neil L Andersen!



Neil Liar Andersen is a Liar for the Lord

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Neil L Andersen is a do nothing prophet, seer, and revelator. He may think he's a prophet but he's not. He may think he's a seer but he's not. He may think he's a revelator, but he's not. He's a prophet, seer, and revelator in name only by virtue of his paid calling in the church -- pretending to possess miraculous gifts and insight. But none of these things have ever been manifested and never will be. What a joke!

Neil L Andersen, you're a fake. Your silly stories about "miracles" are nothing but faith promoting exaggerations about how you pretend to see Mormonism as miraculous. You, sir, are a damned joke!

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Sooooo, I take it you really like this Anderson guy......

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Sooooo, I take it you really like this Anderson guy......

He's like a used car salesman selling a false gospel. Here are some points gleaned from Neil L Andersen's address (It's a Miracle) he gave in General Conference April 2013:

The mortal life of Jesus Christ was filled with miracles: a virgin mother, a new star, angels appearing to shepherds, the blind seeing, the lame walking, angels in Gethsemane and at the tomb, and the greatest miracle of all—His glorious Resurrection.

Granted, those stories in the New Testament most certainly do describe miracles because they are miraculous events. These are amazing examples of what constitutes a miracle according to the Christian religion:

1. Virgin mother
2. New Star
3. Angels appearing
4. Blind see
5. Lame walk
6. Resurrection of a dead man

THOSE ARE EXAMPLES OF MIRACLES ACCORDING TO THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION!!!

But let's dig further into elder Andersen's talk and you'll see that there is a clear difference between Christian miracles and Mormon miracles:

Our day is a remarkable time of miracles. Six months ago as President Monson announced the age change for young men and young women desiring to serve missions, there was an undeniable spiritual outpouring. Faith overcame doubt, and young men and women moved forward. The Thursday following conference, I was assigned to recommend missionary calls to the First Presidency. I was amazed to see the applications of 18-year-old men and 19-year-old women who had already adjusted their plans, visited their doctors, been interviewed by their bishops and stake presidents, and submitted their missionary applications—all in just five days. Thousands more have now joined them. It’s a miracle.

Here we see that Monson's policy change in lowering the missionary age is considered a miracle!

Jesus Mormon Christ! What a joke. Is he kidding? How is this a bloody miracle? Where is the New Star? Where is the virgin mother? Where do the blind see or the lame walk? Where are the bloody angels? Andersen is a total conman. He's a faker and spreading the Mormon gospel of false miracles.



Andersen continues to spew more idiotic claims that the Mormons are performing miracles:

We are witnessing the miracles of the Lord as His gospel is spreading across the world.

The Lord needs you now more than ever to be an instrument in His hands. All of us have a contribution to make to this miracle.

Faith will overcome doubt, and the Lord will bless you with your very own miracles.

It’s a miracle. It is a miracle. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Elder Neil L Andersen is the Flim-Flam Apostle. He's a used car salesman. He's a laughing joker.

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It's a miracle, it's a miracle!

18 year old boys can serve missions!

The church is true!



Modern miracles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints trump the Bible.

It's a Miracle!

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The Mormons are coming and the gospel is going to be preached in Oz.

It's a miracle!



It's a miracle, it's miracle!!