Elder Andersen's false prophecy to the people of Puerto Rico

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President Trump gives them paper towels. Elder Anderson gives them fake blessings coupled with pretended prophecy.

What a joke.


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Trump's lobbing of paper towels into the Puerto Rican crowd was a godsend for those experiencing a paper towel shortage. No one could have foreseen the great paper towel shortage.

#Make Puerto Rico Great Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKxZdA8_bPY
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Liar for the Lord


Elder Neil L. Andersen prior to the hurricane wrote:The Lord is blessing these people, and He’s giving them His peace and His Spirit.


Blessings of darkness and lack of working facilities -- misery and woe for months on end with no end in sight. These are the blessings given to the people of Puerto Rico from elder Andersen as he pretended to bless the island with his apostolic presence. Elder Andersen is a conman and fake.

In the meantime, skunk Andersen fills his belly with hot meals and enjoys all the accommodations of life thanks to gullible tithe payers of the church. You stink, Andersen -- you liar for the Lord!

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https://www.lds.org/church/news/threads ... o?lang=eng

The Church donated $100k to a food bank. And they also talk a lot about members helping one another. Hrm...

This is their 2017 summarized report of humanitarian efforts:

https://www.ldscharities.org/bc/content ... f?lang=eng

Here is their Hurricane Maria effort:

https://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/ ... 2-2017.JPG

Despite severe communication challenges, the Church Welfare Department reports more than 40 containers of ocean shipments have been sent so far to various islands in the Caribbean, including Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Croix, St. MartIn and other locations.

The shipments contain food, water, building materials, hygiene kits and cleaning supplies. In addition, one plane loaded with 80,000 pounds of food and water has been delivered to Puerto Rico.


I'm not really sure what to think of it. It feels like they're doing something, but how much of what do we expect the LDS church to provide to its members or citizens of PR?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I'm not really sure what to think of it. It feels like they're doing something, but how much of what do we expect the LDS church to provide to its members or citizens of PR?


How many meals is 80,000 pounds of food and water? How much of that total weight is water which weighs 8.33 lbs per gallon? A healthy water diet is 1/2 gallon of water per person per day. Assume that half of the 80,000 lbs is water, therefore = drinking water for 1000 people for 10 days.

You can be asured that the drinking water is being delivered to LDS buildings for LDS people. Same for the food. It's going to the stake center come hell or high water.

Also, church leaders (apostles & prophets) are white collar men who don't do any real work. All they do is bark orders. Oh, you might see them wearing an apron to make them look busy but those lazy bastards don't do any real work -- sweat and labor. They're too good for that.

Bottom line, elder Andersen didn't see this coming and failed to warn the saints in Puerto Rico that their god was about to send the storm of the century upon them and wipe out their island and leave them in the dark. Mormon god loves to torture his people kind of like a mean bully pulling the legs off spiders and torturing helpless animals. The apostles glorify the beastly nature of Mormon god as if he was righteous for torturing his people. It was Mormon god who sent the storm. It was Mormon god who unblessed the people his apostle blessed. What a GODDAMN joke!
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President Nelson promises Puerto Rican Saints that 'better days are ahead' after last year's deadly hurricane

Well DUH! It can only get better. Sounds like a fair bet to me. Now watch Nelson attempt to take credit for future improvements due to faith and apostolic prayers.

In the meantime, elder Andersen best not show his face in Puerto Rico again. He did absolutely nothing to warn the saints or encourage them to get out while they still could.

Pathetic, stupid, Mormons. False prophets.
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President Nelson promises Puerto Rican Saints that 'better days are ahead' after last year's deadly hurricane

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It can't possibly get any worse. All it can do is get better. Just watch how the Mormons will later credit Nelson with making inspired prophecy when things improve in Puerto Rico. Saints will be all drippy eyed and thanking the Lord for a prophet. The fact is that Nelson & Andersen failed the people of Puerto Rico by not being able to prophecy in the first place. Mormons DON'T really prophesy -- they don't know the meaning of the word.

Stupid Mormons! What a silly people.
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I'm a prophet but I will never prophesy. I'm a seer but I don't know the future. I'm a revelator but I have nothing new to reveal. I've never even seen the Lord. I don't know anyone who has.

My name is Neil Andersen and I approve this message.
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The church feels guilty for what happened in Puerto Rico and fearing all is lost promises to erect a temple someday after the mud finally dries.

Here is the cardboard box (Masonic doll house) the church intends to build:


Shall we call it the Bell Tower Outhouse?

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President NelSatan pledged to do something special for Puerto Rico.

:rolleyes:

Give me a break. This looks like a glorified outhouse with a steeple to mark the importance of the Lord's piss and dung.

:lol:
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Me get a revelation? Me predict a catastrophe? Me see the future?

Am I a prophet, seer, and revelator?


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