Why Mormonism is Purposefully Boring

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Why Mormonism is Purposefully Boring

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This might be a good lead-in to what I have been thinking since I read a prepared lesson on being born again. It was written so that the teacher would simply recite the lesson line by line until the end. It was overarching and under-girding everything ever said in scripture or by Joseph Smith about the subject.....EXCEPT the wisdom of actual experience and citing those few scriptures where exact examples are given as to what needs to be part and parcel of bring forth an acceptable sacrifice that GETS accepted by the baptism of fire and of the Holy Ghost.

Bottom line and what residue there is at the bottom of the spiritual barrel of Mormonism is that they accept the lie that they are IN when in fact they are still OUT. They coach people endlessly that all is good and isn't it wonderful to be a TRUE follower of Christ, but they are not. And only a complete malaise of funk can cover this hypocrisy and keep it from exploding in HOLY CRAP. They want people to be asleep lest they wake up and the MONEY SPENDERS are put to the curb where they can no longer launder tithes to enrich their buddies building endless temples of no account. For they are already rejected with their dead. And they are already their own dead as it were.
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"Mormonism is Purposefully Boring" vs a church with one member, who is also the president, based around staring at a mountain? :lol:
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:"Mormonism is Purposefully Boring" vs a church with one member, who is also the president, based around staring at a mountain? :lol:


I truly wish you were a mightier foe.
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Nightlion wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:"Mormonism is Purposefully Boring" vs a church with one member, who is also the president, based around staring at a mountain? :lol:


I truly wish you were a mightier foe.

Here ya go...

Take your pick!

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Nightlion wrote:
I truly wish you were a mightier foe.

Here ya go...

Take your pick!

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Why are all of them smirking? Sober bunch that. Note that IF my own apostleship counted amongst their seniority I would be between Perry and Nelson: IF they were any sort of apostles that is. NOT!

They fail to see to it that the Church teaches people to truly come unto Christ. Apostles have no other calling than to bring people unto Christ. And that according as Jesus commanded. They do not, have never, and know nothing about it. You can call that folly, or abomination is what I call it; taking in billions and no Zion to show for it. What squander! And then they smirk. Like damned souls waiting in line to take their hit of judgment.
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To NL, this is how Monson looks:

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I think more you betray your grinchy self.
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Nightlion wrote:I think more you betray your grinchy self.

That make no sense, well not just the grammar and sentence structure...

Are you say that I am a good person?

If I betray my "Grinchy" self am I behaving the opposite of grinch?

I know that you believe that you are a prophet and all, and that you should be able to speak before thinking... but I'll be a friend here and suggest you think before speaking/posting.

OK?
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