Why?

[_Brackite]

Survey says:

1) Joseph is the man. Any reports contrary are lies and anti-Mormon propaganda.

2) Joseph was a first class Ass, but, he had something.... 'Elan', a style, a presence....a rare medical condition maybe. Something God liked.

3) We aren't actually supposed to be perfect. Joseph, while speaking as an ass, wrote the rules.

4) God isn't perfect, god is a spaceman, god is Ashton K., etc.

5) Joseph and Co. made it all up.

I'm going with #5.

I'm going with #5 too.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Let me answer with the pat reply from the online sales force of LDS Inc(a.k.a. missionaries):

Have you read the Book of Mormon?

If you have, have you prayed about it and got a confirmation that it is TRUE?

Wha?? wait, I did not hear what you said, because it was incorrect.

Well, I HAVE READ the Book of Mormon! And I prayed to God asking if it was TRUE and he told me it was true!

I'm sorry did you say something? Sorry, I am not hearing what I want you to say..

I KNOW that Joseph Smith WAS a prophet of GOD!

And, wait what?? You asked a question but it was not the right one...

I KNOW that Thommy S. Moonson is a TRUE prophet of the TRUE church on this TRUE planet of the TRUE Heavenly Fodder!

Oh? You prayed and God said WHAT??? *shock/horror/disbelief*

Well you must have not prayed EARNESTLY to KNOW the TRUTH, otherwise you would be like ME!

*all future correspondence will be ignored from you*

Bye, have terribly nice day.