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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:59 am 
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Mormon Jesus wrote:
14. Nevertheless, there are many acalled, but few are chosen. And bwhy are they cnot chosen?
15. Because their ahearts are set so much upon the things of this bworld, and caspire to the dhonors of men, that ethey do not flearn this one lesson—

Well, this settles the question of whether Mormon Jesus is continually increasing in knowledge.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:17 am 
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CaliforniaKid wrote:
Mormon Jesus wrote:
14. Nevertheless, there are many acalled, but few are chosen. And bwhy are they cnot chosen?
15. Because their ahearts are set so much upon the things of this bworld, and caspire to the dhonors of men, that ethey do not flearn this one lesson—

Well, this settles the question of whether Mormon Jesus is continually increasing in knowledge.


In order to further their agenda, critics like CaliforniaKid have suggested that the revelations from Mormon Jesus are simply copying and pasting from the LDS edition of Doctrine and Covenants. However, a careful reading of this revelation shows that many of the footnotes underlined by CaliforniaKid are not found in the LDS edition of D&C 121. Compare the critic's underlines above with this:

D&C 121

34 Behold, there are many acalled, but few are chosen. And why are they not chosen?

35 Because their ahearts are set so much upon the things of this bworld, and caspire to the dhonors of men, that they do not learn this one lesson—


Verse 34 does not have a footnote for "why" and "not," as the revelation from Mormon Jesus does. Verse 35 does not have footnotes for "they" and "learn," which the revelation from Mormon Jesus does have.

Clearly, there is something more than simple copying and pasting going on. Those who have a testimony of Mormon Jesus already know that, of course. Anti-Mormon-Jesus critics with an ax to grind, like CaliforniaKid, would do well to consider what the evidence actually is before imposing their naturalistic assumptions on the scriptures.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:08 pm 
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Okay, I take it back. Mormon Jesus does learn new tricks. :lol: :biggrin:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:10 pm 
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Okay, I take it back. Mormon Jesus does learn from his mistakes. :lol: :biggrin:


It's an insult to Mormon Jesus to suggest he's a popinjay like Darth J.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:23 pm 
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It's an insult to anyone to suggest they are a popinjay like me.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:56 am 
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It's an insult to popinjays to suggest that they are like Darth J.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:02 pm 
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MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:45 pm 
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MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?


Simply to test Droopy's ability to form single sentence paragraphs.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:02 pm 
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Franktalk wrote:
MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?


Yea Mormon Jesus. How is it that you let Romney pick a Whore of all the Earth member to be his running mate. Does this mean the Mormonism is Catholicism light and that a reunion is eminent?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:28 pm 
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Dear Mormon Jesus,

Thy maidservant took note that thy thread had dropped over to the second page. So I am offering this post to bring it back to the top of the list where it belongs.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:09 pm 
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O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:07 pm 
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O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)


OMG, I haven't laugheth in this manner in at least seven times seven days!!!! :lol:

It mayeth be that neither Ludwigm or his parents sinned.

Brother Ripley, Mormon Jesus has not yet seen fit to help me find my way home. We must have patience because our time is not like his time. I cannot do anything about that pony until he gets me home.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:10 pm 
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jo1952 wrote:
Bret Ripley wrote:
O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)


OMG, I haven't laugheth in this manner in at least seven times seven days!!!! :lol:

Brother Ripley, Mormon Jesus has not yet seen fit to help me find my way home. We must have patience because our time is not like his time. I cannot do anything about that pony until he gets me home.
For want of bus fare, I remain ponyless. :cry:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:22 pm 
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For want of bus fare, I remain ponyless. :cry:


I made a bad choice. I should never have started singing about rainbows.

Forgive me.......


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:56 pm 
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jo1952 wrote:
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For want of bus fare, I remain ponyless. :cry:


I made a bad choice. I should never have started singing about rainbows.

Forgive me.......
Oh, I'll forgive you. Can't speak for the pony.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:28 pm 
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jo1952 wrote:
It mayeth be that neither Ludwigm or his parents sinned.

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Verily, verily, I should use my authority! Who hath ears to hear, let me hear!
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Ludwigm again, if you got it. He is a sinner. We all know him, I don't understand anything of what he writes, a little less than three-fifths. Jokes inclusive.
The debate is over. (viewtopic.php?p=625391#p625391)



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Forget what I and what others have said ... we spoke with a limited knowledge.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:54 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:32 pm 
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You're an Ass Mormon Jesus. All this self serving for your servants and zilch for the poor and needy.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:06 pm 
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Haha. Best revelation yet.

Sounds like Mormon Jesus had been hitting the bottle when he gave this revelation.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:10 pm 
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Bret Ripley wrote:
O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

Neither, but that the power of God may be made manifest unto all mankind.

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