Out of all 50 states, Utah ranks eighth in the number of prescription drugs overdose deaths, according to Susannah Burt with the state's Division of Substance Abuse and Mental Health. And, despite a dip in 2008, the number of pill-related deaths in Utah over the past decade has increased by 400%, according to Burt.
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Utah has a problem with pills and porn.
And with pussy.
In Hungarian, it is rhyming better. Our word is "pina". Translate it with google...
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Utah has a problem with pills and porn.
And with pussy.
Not sure that counts as strictly a Utah thing, everyone has a problem with pussy, every man and most women, they have doctors for just that alone.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Utah has a problem with pills and porn.
ludwigm wrote:And with pussy.
Tator wrote:Not sure that counts as strictly a Utah thing, everyone has a problem with pussy, every man and most women, they have doctors for just that alone.
I've never have any problem with it (or with them). May I say, I am lucky.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco - To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
Out of all 50 states, Utah ranks eighth in the number of prescription drugs overdose deaths, according to Susannah Burt with the state's Division of Substance Abuse and Mental Health. And, despite a dip in 2008, the number of pill-related deaths in Utah over the past decade has increased by 400%, according to Burt.
Pills, pussy and porn. Tremendous. And I thought I was the only one. Sort of like when I found out about masturbation from my professor at UofU. Up to that time I thought I did my secret deed in the dark and was cursed because of it. Then I found out that 95% of all boys masturbate and the other 5% lie.
My mother drank only caffeine free soda but popped prozac like candies from a pez dispenser.
A good friend was excommunicated because he went to bed with his future wife and refused to feel sorry about it, while his wife, who had broken up his marriage a year earlier by seducing a missionary, "repented" and stayed active.
The third part of this equation, porn? Well, that is my business, and none of yours. lol
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love...you make. PMcC
LDS substitute prescription pill abuse for alcohol and other soothing substances, like marijuana. Prohibition failed for a reason. Everyone needs a break once in a while from the grind of life. If not a toke, or a drink, then a Prozac. So long as a physician prescribes it (and gets to bill an insurance company, Medicare or Medicaid for doing so), then its wrong, to self-medicate that is. There needs to be at least two money transactions involved to get the substance for it to be okay with the LDS Church--if just one transaction, that between the vendor and consumer, is involved it's bad.
As long as you'll share the dirty details and act contrite to a bishop/SP, you can have extra sex once in a while. If you realize that's part of the biological experience and won't subject yourself to pleading for mercy of a bishop/SP, then you're an adulterer that must be ex-communicated. (Unless of course, you were one an early LDS prophet or apostle, or in their favor--then they'd sanction you getting extra tail, calling it The Principle.) You can also divorce your spouse that perhaps is frigid, and remarry to get more sex--but, make sure you take the pre-emptive strike within your local LDS community of castigating the spouse you are divorcing before she might beat you to the punch and herself win in the court of local LDS opinion.
sock puppet wrote:LDS substitute prescription pill abuse for alcohol and other soothing substances, like marijuana. Prohibition failed for a reason. Everyone needs a break once in a while from the grind of life. If not a toke, or a drink, then a Prozac. So long as a physician prescribes it (and gets to bill an insurance company, Medicare or Medicaid for doing so), then its wrong, to self-medicate that is. There needs to be at least two money transactions involved to get the substance for it to be okay with the LDS Church--if just one transaction, that between the vendor and consumer, is involved it's bad.
As long as you'll share the dirty details and act contrite to a bishop/SP, you can have extra sex once in a while. If you realize that's part of the biological experience and won't subject yourself to pleading for mercy of a bishop/SP, then you're an adulterer that must be ex-communicated. (Unless of course, you were one an early LDS prophet or apostle, or in their favor--then they'd sanction you getting extra tail, calling it The Principle.) You can also divorce your spouse that perhaps is frigid, and remarry to get more sex--but, make sure you take the pre-emptive strike within your local LDS community of castigating the spouse you are divorcing before she might beat you to the punch and herself win in the court of local LDS opinion.
Extra tail....and call it a principle. You have to admire their pluck.
(I just tried to say "pluck" holding my fingers at the corners of my mouth. It works better saying "puck")
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love...you make. PMcC