Members asked to board missionaries?

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_Quasimodo
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Re: Members asked to board missionaries?

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Some Schmo wrote:The church would have to pay me at least $75 per day for me to even consider it.

But it sure would be fun to disabuse all their silly beliefs. For that fun, I might go as low as $70 a day.


If you feed them instant ramen every meal, you might even turn a prophet profit.
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Re: Members asked to board missionaries?

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Quasimodo wrote:If you feed them instant ramen every meal, you might even turn a prophet profit.

Aren't missionaries sometimes referred to as the lord's soldiers? If so, I could send them out in the world each day calling them the Ramen Legion.
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Re: Members asked to board missionaries?

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Some Schmo wrote:
Quasimodo wrote:If you feed them instant ramen every meal, you might even turn a prophet profit.

Aren't missionaries sometimes referred to as the lord's soldiers? If so, I could send them out in the world each day calling them the Ramen Legion.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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