Jedi Religious Faith
The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!
Would you join this Church?
Would you join this Church?
http://www.jedichurch.org
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)
Re: Would you join this Church?
Do they hand out free light sabers?
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Re: Would you join this Church?
bcspace wrote:Do they hand out free light sabers?
No, they cost 10% of your annual income....
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)
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Re: Would you join this Church?
bcspace wrote:Do they hand out free light sabers?
Only if you wear an angel outfit.
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Re: Would you join this Church?
Will I have to believe in midichlorians? Or is that just a fleck of history, and that further revelation has lead the church to realize that midichlorians never really existed, and it really was just the Force after all.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Re: Would you join this Church?
Bazooka wrote:bcspace wrote:Do they hand out free light sabers?
No, they cost 10% of your annual income....
For a light saber, I can handle that.
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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BCSpace wrote:For a light saber, I can handle that.
You'll be happy to throw in fast offerings in addition when you go to pick up your light saber, and the priest tells you it's a spiritual light saber, wow, how cool is that?
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
Re: Would you join this Church?
Gadianton wrote:BCSpace wrote:For a light saber, I can handle that.
You'll be happy to throw in fast offerings in addition when you go to pick up your light saber, and the priest tells you it's a spiritual light saber, wow, how cool is that?
It does damage against non-corporeal beings? Way cool.
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: Would you join this Church?
Bazooka wrote:http://www.jedichurch.orgJedi Religious Faith
The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!
No. Not a joiner, just a conscripted BIC.
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Re: Would you join this Church?
Bazooka wrote:http://www.jedichurch.orgJedi Religious Faith
The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!
No. The Jedi misunderstand the Force. As I teach my current apprentice:
Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.
Faith is pretending to know things you don't know.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! - Peter Venkman
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! - Peter Venkman