New Adam and Eve, now in a temple theater near you

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New Adam and Eve, now in a temple theater near you

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have the distinct honor of introducing you to Jeffrey Dickamore and Aurora Florence Dickamore, appearing in the new Mormon temple endowment video.

http://davisclipper.com/bookmark/14332358-Florence-Dickamore
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And here's the new Eve on her wedding day.
Let's play, spot the temple garment.....

http://delight-aphotographycompany.blog ... dings.html


Tssk Tssk, the new Eve got married and either didn't wear garments or altered them to fit a non Church standards wedding dress.
Although his white shoes with no socks may be the bigger crime.

*in picture 4 you can see where he took a leak just prior to the photo being taken....

And if you really want to see what floats Adam and Eve's boat, here's their blog....

http://adventuresofhusbandandwife.wordp ... e-wedding/
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beanboots wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, I have the distinct honor of introducing you to Jeffrey Dickamore and Aurora Florence Dickamore, appearing in the new Mormon temple endowment video.

http://davisclipper.com/bookmark/14332358-Florence-Dickamore
She still looks the same, but he has aged a lot since being married (if the way he looks in the temple film is an accurate gauge).
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I'm still cracking up at their last name.

"Dickamore."

It was almost chosen as a sign to the Ordain Women movement.
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Dictated, but not read.
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It's too bad they don't get residuals.
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How long do you think it'll be before LD$ Inc starts selling product placement slots in the temple movie to City Creek vendors?
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Rollo Tomasi wrote:
beanboots wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, I have the distinct honor of introducing you to Jeffrey Dickamore and Aurora Florence Dickamore, appearing in the new Mormon temple endowment video.

http://davisclipper.com/bookmark/14332358-Florence-Dickamore
She still looks the same, but he has aged a lot since being married (if the way he looks in the temple film is an accurate gauge).


i think you might be thinking back to when jeffrey dickamore played michael, but when he turns into adam, he looks like he does in his wedding pictures (that bazooka so graciously provided).

jeffrey and aurora dickamore and john and marilee moe. church elite.

do you think they get invited to the top of the church office building for those huge banquets that they during general conference for lunch?

i wonder how much beef and salmon was consumed today up there. bastards.
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beanboots wrote:I'm still cracking up at their last name.

"Dickamore."

It was almost chosen as a sign to the Ordain Women movement.

The Ordain Women group just wants to hold the men's priesthood.
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