The Dangers of Polygamy

Fifth Columnist · **Joined:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:08 pm **Posts:** 324

This is ... unbelievable. http://www.indianexpress.com/news/five- ... th/979270/

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In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man - husband of six - was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state.

Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once.

Onoja, who resisted their attack, was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top, Nigeria's Daily reported.

Onoja stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed.

According Onoja's youngest wife, five other spouses ran into the forest realising that their husband is no more.

Village head Okpe Odoh said that the matter had been reported to the police, who have already arrested two of the wives following the incident last week.

Wow! What a way to go! I bet Joseph Smith would have been up to the task.

beastie · **Joined:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:26 pm **Posts:** 12421

Oh my goodness. He was paying too much attention to his youngest wife? I'm shocked, I tell you, just shocked. Surely that is an aberration in polygamy, and the entire practice ought not to be judged by such.

bcspace · **Joined:** Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:48 pm **Posts:** 14277

Perhaps this is why the Lord inspired Viagra et. al. to be invented; to pave the way for the return of plural marriage in this day and age when women are so......ahem......liberated.

:wink:

just me · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:50 pm

I cannot even...

SteelHead · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:50 pm

The comments are worth reading.

Madison54 · **Joined:** Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:37 pm **Posts:** 514

SteelHead wrote:

The comments are worth reading.

I agree. I laughed at this one:

"The coroner has been unable to remove the smile from his face..."

Racer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:34 pm

I pray for the day that five women approach me all at once and demand I have sex with them, or else. LOL!

ludwigm · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:46 am

Racer wrote:

I pray for the day that five women approach me all at once and demand I have sex with them, or else. LOL!

Then she will be the sixth one:

Drifting · **Joined:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:52 am **Posts:** 7308

Racer wrote:

I pray for the day that five women approach me all at once and demand I have sex with them, or else. LOL!

Attend a singles ward in a nice suit...

harmony · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:33 am

Drifting wrote:

Racer wrote:

I pray for the day that five women approach me all at once and demand I have sex with them, or else. LOL!

Attend a singles ward in a nice suit...

and a job... :lol:

Yoda · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:34 pm

My husband already told me that I wear him out sufficiently. He couldn't handle another wife. :wink:

Madison54 · **Joined:** Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:37 pm **Posts:** 514

How old was this guy?

(That was my husband's first question after he stopped laughing)

Drifting · **Joined:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:52 am **Posts:** 7308

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

Quasimodo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:01 pm

Drifting wrote:

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

4. A forest of undergarments drying on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.
5. Never being able to actually get into the bathroom.

Drifting · **Joined:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:52 am **Posts:** 7308

Quasimodo wrote:

Drifting wrote:

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

4. A forest of undergarments drying on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.
5. Never being able to actually get into the bathroom.

6. Finally getting into the bathroom but being unable to locate your shaver amongst the plethora of creams, potions, scents, lotions, balms, scrubs, exfoliants, small metal implements who's use is difficult to determine...

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