On Dan's precious Facebook fiasco fan page one supporter made this statement of support:



WTF?

Is he drawing a parallel to the fairytale of the mormon pre-existence and the 1/3 of the hosts of heaven that were booted for following SATAN's plan??

Wow. Dan is Satan on earth now!

That guy is a real oddball. I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously.

I gave it a "like."

Yeah he is a mormon. Why would I take him seriously.

Okay, who owns the Pureste Evile account?



I laughed so loud my husband wanted to know what the heck was so funny.

Paging PaulO, paging PaulO!

I laughed so hard I woke the dog up.

Really I'm just glad to see that Loran Blood's failure as a paintball magnate of the free market hasn't kept him off the Internet.

Polygamy Porter, I think you have done excellent work in smoking out these shameless Dan Peterson fanboys like Andrew Cook. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this Andrew guy totally buys the MI's Book of Abraham theories, too.

The majority of Dan's supporters are just fan boys who do not read the facts, and probably would not care for the facts because their love of Dan the man is paramount.

Of course he will buy into the Book of Abraham theories. If it passes over the desk of the Lord's Mopologist then they do not question it.

Hell, Dan could sell all of them a years supply of Noni Juice, a case of NuSkin, and a Kirby Vacumn simply because they worship the guy.

However, all of his supporters combined mean nothing to him when compared to the rejection he must face knowing the COB dropped him like a bad habit.

Dan is Satan??? Wow after listening to all that heavy metal in the 80's was preparing me to follow Satan. I just realized this is the wrong board for me. I need to get back with my own kind,

Sorry guys I guess I need to leave this board and go join the peterpostates on MD&D board. The only problem is I am banned.

Can one of you guys put in a word with Selek or Pahoran and see if they will let me back in. Even now I feel a yearning to follow my Master.

Yeah, can you believe that there are some people out there who don't know the facts? Like they start message board threads and stuff without figuring out whom they're writing about?

I hear that some of those Mormons are oblivious to sarcasm, too........

He seems like the type who would have one of those pro-Mormon blogs, and he's probably done some apologetic articles, too.

Ha! Well done, Jack.

That was a supremely poor choice of metaphors on that gentleman's part.

Morning Kish! and Mr. Sock

It's Monday and only good things could be expected in this coming week!!

Good morning, Rock! I hope so.

Wade has lost any and all chances now. I can be a slut at times but I don't want MI deposits in me. Gross.

Paul O

Well done, Man. Pretty funny.

And the inimitable Darth J, you are on a roll!

Thanks for the entertainment.

I would try and post something coherent here but I am laughing too hard.
MM & Darth well done, well done!

Something to consider for those who stand with Dan. Before you all stand aghast at Dan's cruel firing, you might want to reread Bradford's original email, and Dan's seething response. You see, Bradford simply dismissed him as editor to the Mormon Review. From his email he still fully intended on keeping Dan tied to MI in various capacities and probable leadership positions. Dan went ape sh*t and resigned from his other duties at MI, and in pure pre mortal Lucifer fashion, vowed to lead as many people away from the MI as he could. So in essence you are not standing behind someone who was cruelly stripped of his powers and cast out, you are standing behind a guy who had his job descriptions slightly tweaked by management (as happens frequently in large organizations), and then cast himself out. The unmitigated gall!

Well now that we have completely smoked out this Mopologist "Andrew Cook," let's give a warm thank you to Mortal Man for helping us in this crucial endeavor. Anyone who would write an article with Chris Smith must be a bad egg. Fortunately, good posters like Mortal Man always have an ear to the ground, keeping us abreast of the latest tricks and schemes issuing forth from Mopologistan.