I'd been looking at some jobs, the pros and the cons,
and here's a short primer, so far there, all yawns
Being a cop doesn't make you a jerk,
you're already one so you seek out the work.
Now being a realtor the opposite is true,
it's a dog eat dog world, at least as far as they know.
Now a plumbers' a job that takes a keen knack,
for finding some togs that show off your crack.
Whereas a builder has it easy, just learn how to say,
I'll start it next Tuesday, now where is my pay.
Maybe a professional student, to never graduate,
all it takes is a trust fund, or a gullible mate.
How bout a peddler of cars, new and used, or on lease,
you'll need chronic halitosis, and a tub of hair grease.
A lawyers' a job that'll take some remorse,
like when you hit a big slice, and your ball goes off course.
Multi-level-marketing, just might help meet the ends,
till you run out of neighbors and family and friends
A televangelist preacher, bring lost souls to him,
the nice thing's it's only straight and narrow for them.
Or infomercials on TV., on how to get rich,
but if it's so goddamn easy, then why this sales pitch?
You could be a counselor of people, and delve for the source,
I've always wondered tho, why are they always divorced?
Well that's it for now, that's the end of my list,
and as far that goes, I think I'll give em a miss.
P.S. I have writers block just now, can someone help me bring this list up to Terrestrial standards?
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