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 Post subject: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:29 am 
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Just in case you were wondering, the image below accurately depicts how Adam and Eve fled the Garden of Eden.

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:31 am 
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I've been thinking about Adam's choice.

1. Don't eat the fruit and stay in the garden of Eden.

or

2. Eat the fruit, go live in the dreary world where you can have sex with Eve.


Hmmm...

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:33 am 
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Funny how in the films the lone and dreary world looked a lot like Utah.

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:35 am 
Drifting wrote:
I've been thinking about Adam's choice.

1. Don't eat the fruit and stay in the garden of Eden.

or

2. Eat the fruit, go live in the dreary world where you can have sex with Eve.


Hmmm...

Adam was a man. There was sex involved. You are really confused? :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:35 am 
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Bob Loblaw wrote:
Funny how in the films the lone and dreary world looked a lot like Utah.


You have to wonder why Adam and Eve walked through Kansas and Colorado before deciding to stop and build an alter in Utah...

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:36 am 
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liz3564 wrote:
Drifting wrote:
I've been thinking about Adam's choice.

1. Don't eat the fruit and stay in the garden of Eden.

or

2. Eat the fruit, go live in the dreary world where you can have sex with Eve.


Hmmm...

Adam was a man. There was sex involved. You are really confused? :wink:


It's as if 'little Adam' was pointing the way...

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:37 am 
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Their garments were made of skins and were probably the long-john style Gs. I'm imagining something like this.

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:38 am 
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Oh, and my pont was that Eve was the one guiding them out. She was the one celebrating freedom.

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:39 am 
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Bob Loblaw wrote:
Their garments were made of skins and were probably the long-john style Gs. I'm imagining something like this.

..snip..]

Indeed!

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:41 am 
Drifting wrote:
It's as if 'little Adam' was pointing the way


Doesn't he always? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:49 am 
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They didn't flee, they were kicked out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1jJ8jvRkw

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:52 am 
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Themis wrote:
They didn't flee, they were kicked out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1jJ8jvRkw


Kicked out and commanded to have sex.
Sinning seems to be the way to go.

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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:17 am 
Drifting wrote:
Themis wrote:
They didn't flee, they were kicked out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1jJ8jvRkw


Kicked out and commanded to have sex.
Sinning seems to be the way to go.


This proves it. God is definitely male. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Adam and Eve fleeing the Garden
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:00 pm 
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Adam was a man. There was sex involved. You are really confused?


It was actually the woman who was the most interested in sex. But to get the ball rolling, she had to get her money back on the first man (who was later reincarnated in the 20th century A.D. as Shulem) and try another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUCn78F8daQ

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