Gee, Wade. Kevin hasn't responded to your thread so far. What conclusions do you draw from that?

"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to troll powder." - Kevin Graham, The Mopologist Bride

Wade? Hello. Um, what exactly are your credentials and who are these experts on how to succeed in faith.
HOLY LOL
The fact that you think that there actually are experts of faith in a day and age of NO ZION is just plain stupid. I guess you already sought professional help with that and probably got a degree. Hmm, BYU?

How could I resist this great tease? Paul for hell sake please put on a shirt already. Damn, you are like that kid at Los Hermanos in Provo yesterday mincing about in stuttered step as the host(ess). Give it a rest.

Whether or not I ever return will reside squarely on Wade's willingness to face his hypocrisy in the burning and effulgent rays of REAL SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE. [you all know that's me and only me, see, listen up pal, hear what I sayin', yeah, I'm Mr Big, me, I tell ya, and everybody else here in Key Largo. Gimmie!]

LOL @ "HOLY LOL". "HOLY LOL" is the best LOL I've ever seen.

I see that I have yet again underestimated myself. I thought for sure one would come to praise my Cagney and here you are praising me.

Bumpage for Wade Diddlyade...

Earlier in the thread someone mentioned that Kevin doesn't post here every day. Since I have been away from here for a long while and haven't checked the other threads, I will have to take that persons word for it.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

He's posting now. Clearly he's not interested in your charade.

Hell no, I'm full of energy and ain't stopping. How about pulling out the beams out of your own nasty eyes before finding fault with me? You can't tell me you're not a nasty boy from time to time. All boys are nasty -- and some are very naughty.



Paul O

He doesn't want to talk to you because you're a creep. Don't you know that? Tell me why Kevin should have faith in a church that professes the silly Explanations of Facsimile No. 3? You want to push your faith on Kevin but you're unwilling to stand up for the Facsimile. Why is that? I think it's because you don't believe the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are true. Isn't that right, Wade-boy?

Lift up your hands high above your head and lower them while repeating after me:

"The Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are not true"

Paul O

Since this thread isn't directed to "most people," and given the context of Kevin's stated wish (as a former believer in the restored gospel), and given that I am coming from the perspective of the restored gospel, then in this specific case it wouldn't make sense on a number of levels to treat them separately.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

If he wasn't interested he would have said so. Have you ever known Kevin to not speak his mind?

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Yes.

In another thread, started by Kevin and sure to be read by him, I posted the following:

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If he doesn’t contact you after that, what more can be done? But you will just stay there, waiting, miaowling and occasionally scratching at the door ....

There is more that might be done. However, your comment should suffice. If Kevin doesn't show up on this thread in the next 24 hours, I will consider it a tacit rejection of my request and be on my merry way.

In the interim, the good folks here are free to add another 8 or 9 pages of vigorous though tangential verbal gesticulations to this thread--like the following:



Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Well then, you are not concerned with Kevin's faith in God, merely his faith in Mormonism. Thanks for clearing that up.

Just to clarify, the peg of my well-rounded comment doesn't fit the square hole of your false dichotomy. Sorry.

However, since I am not here to debate or argue, you are free to read into my comment whatever you wish.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

You seem to be contradicting your OP.

Like I said, you are free to read into my comments whatever you wish. For my part, I don't intend to say anything further on this tangent. I will let you have the last word.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Wade,

Anyone with half a brain in their head and a basic familiarity with your history would not believe for one nanosecond that you truly just want to "help". You've consistently use the pretense of "helping" to cloak attacking people.

Remember when you tried to "help" gay people by classifying homosexuality with bestiality, pedophilia, and necrophilia? Remember when you tried to "help" people committing logical fallacies by creating a website making fun of them? Remember when you tried to "help" people who had lost faith in the church by telling them they were fundamentalist thinkers, or psychologically damaged? Remember when you tried to "help" people by mirroring their "bad behavior" - ie, attacking them?

EA summed it up quite nicely earlier on this thread. Your problem is that you enjoy attacking people, you enjoy the dirty fighting, but you can't admit it to yourself, so you create this fantasy wherein you're just trying to "help".

I hope you're at least fooling yourself with this game, because I doubt you're fooling anyone else who knows your posting history.

Oh, I think it's abundantly clear that he has himself completely snowed.