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 Post subject: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:30 pm 
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I just noticed a voice mail informing me that I am on the list to clean the chapel next Saturday. I haven't stepped foot in the building in months, I informed the bishopric that I no longer believe...... And they still think I am going to spend my Saturday playing janitor?

Yeah.... Sure.

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:02 pm 
Well they are pretty desperate. I've seen those sign up sheets go around the various quorums with no volunteers.


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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 11:07 pm 
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If everyone stopped attending then guess what? No need to clean the building.

Perfect.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:35 pm 
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SteelHead, get off your lazy butt and start cleaning the chapel.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:41 pm 
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I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:37 pm 
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SteelHead wrote:
I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I Am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!


Enough of the sass. you get your ass up now and clean the chapel. When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:50 pm 
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I'll show SteelHead who the boss is. I'll give him a prophetic curcumcism he'll never forget.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:00 pm 
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You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:04 pm 
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I still can't believe that they made this move, it is so ridiculous and really shows how they view your average member of the Church. The fact that any member would be stupid enough to actually clean the chapels for a multi-billion dollar church while paying 10% of their income is unbelievable. Unbelievable like a 19th Century conman claiming he saw read an ancient book from a stone in his hat, or that an angel with a flaming sword told him he would be killed if he didn't "marry" teenage girls behind his wife's back or that an Egyptian Book of Breathings contained a book written by the hand of Abraham.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:05 pm 
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SteelHead wrote:
You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............


You sound well endowed from on high SteelHead :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:20 pm 
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When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!


Dammit!

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:47 pm 
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When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!
Dammit!
You're on the high road to hell, bcspace.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:25 pm 
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SteelHead wrote:
You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............


......explaining you name....


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:32 pm 
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You're on the high road to hell, bcspace.


J Golden blamed the mule.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 10:28 pm 
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Actually the name is for oncorhynchus mykiss, which combined with an 8wt, a bit of hair and feather on a hook, and the Salmon river, comprise some of the best fun a man can have.

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