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 Post subject: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:30 pm 
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I just noticed a voice mail informing me that I am on the list to clean the chapel next Saturday. I haven't stepped foot in the building in months, I informed the bishopric that I no longer believe...... And they still think I am going to spend my Saturday playing janitor?

Yeah.... Sure.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:02 pm 
Well they are pretty desperate. I've seen those sign up sheets go around the various quorums with no volunteers.


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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 11:07 pm 
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If everyone stopped attending then guess what? No need to clean the building.

Perfect.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:35 pm 
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SteelHead, get off your lazy butt and start cleaning the chapel.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:41 pm 
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I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:37 pm 
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SteelHead wrote:
I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I Am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!


Enough of the sass. you get your ass up now and clean the chapel. When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:50 pm 
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I'll show SteelHead who the boss is. I'll give him a prophetic curcumcism he'll never forget.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:00 pm 
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You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:20 pm 
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When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!


Dammit!

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:47 pm 
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When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!
Dammit!
You're on the high road to hell, bcspace.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:25 pm 
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SteelHead wrote:
You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............


......explaining you name....


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:32 pm 
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You're on the high road to hell, bcspace.


J Golden blamed the mule.

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 Post subject: Re: every member a janitor
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 10:28 pm 
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Actually the name is for oncorhynchus mykiss, which combined with an 8wt, a bit of hair and feather on a hook, and the Salmon river, comprise some of the best fun a man can have.

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