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 Post subject: Re: The Journal of Timothy R. Berman Studies?
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:28 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:35 pm 
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Does doing something like writing erotic stories and putting them out on the internet count as something that can get you hauled into the Bishop's office?


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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:52 pm 
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Catch the part where the fantasy woman is grateful for his Mary Sue's small penis?

Really, just a series of unfortunate choices here.


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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:56 pm 
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I could not endure to the end. The avatar/description connection mentioned by Scratch, the WS-esque emphasis on aging female flesh referenced by Cam, the florid prose alluded to by runtu, etc. I think LDST summed it up by saying the story in question seems like a ball of wax with all kinds of mopolofetish stuck to it.

But by far the worst is the avatar. I don't want to have that image in my mind while I'm reading anything, let alone a creepy wank yarn.


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Come now, my sweet, feel my warm breath against your smooth skin.....


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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:59 pm 
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I bet his wife would love reading his erotica...

LOL! Look at the page where this is published:

"More: Scrotum Mmmm Pajama Bottoms Tickling Calves"

I wonder if he should include this talent that he claims to have on his Mormon.org profile?

http://Mormon.org/me/17NK-eng/Timothy

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:07 pm 
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I wonder who the male character in his Ocean writing is?

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Wrapping her arms around him, he placed one hand at the small of her back, and another at the base of her neck and rolled so she was atop his stocky frame.


And this confession:
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He was not well-endowed as most men. Only five inches,

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:16 pm 
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HAHAHA!!! Seattle Ghost Writer! Someone save this page before he kills it!

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:20 pm 
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HAHAHA!!! Seattle Ghost Writer! Someone save this page before he kills it!

From his public Facebook: (Moderator Note)Enough! No more linking to Facebook accounts! I don't care if they're public or private. Liz



From the looks of the family photos, I'd bet the woman in his fantasy is not his wife..


NOTE: The Facebook link is from his PUBLIC siggy at MD&D.

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 pm 
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I think most of you guys are being way too harsh on this guy. Just remember, the Marquis de Sade's works were also initially critizised. This, my friends, is great literature:


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He growled. Low at first, but soon it grew louder as he pulled her against him, burying his face in the curve of her neck. His orgasm splashing within her as she gave into her own orgasm, both moaned and growled as their bodies shuddered in pleasure. She had never experienced this type of pleasure with someone.

"Why would any lady leave you?" She whispered in his ear as he held her in his arms "Why would any woman give this up?" she felt him go soft and she moved from off him, resting her head on his chest. "A man who could bring that type of passion to bed is something I would never give up." She kissed him as he smiled at her.

"I love you too," he said.

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:26 pm 
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A splash? Wow!

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:30 pm 
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Sorry, but... ewwwwwwww...

I mean, I read trashy novels, but this is just.... ewwwwww...

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I don't like playing the role of wet blanket, but it's unseemly to post photos of the man's family, isn't it?

Additionally, it's possible that I'm misremembering, but was it mentioned in another thread on this forum that SGW had some troubling mental health issues? That faint recollection just crossed my mind, and if it is a true recollection, then I'm a little concerned about the content of this thread.

Just throwing a couple of concerns out there.

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:32 pm 
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Sorry, but... ewwwwwwww...

I mean, I read trashy novels, but this is just.... ewwwwww...

I wonder where he draws his inspiration from.. Internet porn perhaps?

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PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:34 pm 
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I don't like playing the role of wet blanket, but it's unseemly to post photos of the man's family, isn't it?

Additionally, it's possible that I'm misremembering, but was it mentioned in another thread on this forum that SGW had some troubling mental health issues? That faint recollection just crossed my mind, and if it is a true recollection, then I'm a little concerned about the content of this thread.

Just throwing a couple of concerns out there.

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I agree. Leave the family out of it. Someone should poke him?

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KimberlyAnn wrote:
I don't like playing the role of wet blanket, but it's unseemly to post photos of the man's family, isn't it?

Additionally, it's possible that I'm misremembering, but was it mentioned in another thread on this forum that SGW had some troubling mental health issues? That faint recollection just crossed my mind, and if it is a true recollection, then I'm a little concerned about the content of this thread.

Just throwing a couple of concerns out there.

KA

You beat me to it, KA. I agree completely.

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
I wonder where he draws his inspiration from.. Internet porn perhaps?



I'm guessing from "In Sacred Loneliness: The Plural Wives of Joseph Smith" by Todd Compton?

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Spurven Ten Sing wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:
I don't like playing the role of wet blanket, but it's unseemly to post photos of the man's family, isn't it?

Additionally, it's possible that I'm misremembering, but was it mentioned in another thread on this forum that SGW had some troubling mental health issues? That faint recollection just crossed my mind, and if it is a true recollection, then I'm a little concerned about the content of this thread.

Just throwing a couple of concerns out there.

KA

I agree. Leave the family out of it. Someone should poke him?

Geez... they are public images... ok fine, I edited my post..

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Does doing something like writing erotic stories and putting them out on the internet count as something that can get you hauled into the Bishop's office?


It's an interesting question especially when said story is also published alongside a great deal of the author's LDS work including an essay on "modesty" in which being careful about what one posts and reads online is highlighted.

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
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I wonder where he draws his inspiration from.. Internet porn perhaps?



I'm guessing from "In Sacred Loneliness: The Plural Wives of Joseph Smith" by Todd Compton?

Joseph should have written a book titled, "Multiple Wives for Dummies: How to keep it up for 33 wives"

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