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 Post subject: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:52 am 
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Oh, well, there goes my pal Stak giving with the insolvables and I hand him his lunch in a steel cage that he drops like, ewee not to his liking.

bcspace says LDS are not taught wrong about nuttin' and I taunted him and all the Mormon minions with this challenge and smack down:

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I know, I know, but I cannot resist, yet again. bcspace: Please show me ONE instance in our lifetime of ANYONE high or low teaching the basic gospel of Jesus Christ NOT wrongly, such that those taught received the baptism of fire and of the Holy Ghost.............now, it's got to be the real deal with no fudgin'

Just one, if you dare venture. I will smash that sucker flatter than a johnny cake, and prove it incompetent, incomplete, erroneous, bogus, arrogant sophistry, hypocrisy, priestcraft, diabolical rascallity and so forth.

If HIS church cannot teach "rightly" the gospel what else matters?

I say every living member of the LDS Church is a crappy member, without exception, worldwide. Get over it and prove me to have wrongly spoken. eh? Bring all the hoards from the East camp if you like. All the better.


The sisters of Eventualism stopped talking down to me.

Blixa is always Blixa with me.........................

And Sock Puppet is insufferably smart/dense

Ludwigm PORNS my threads with glee.

Juggler Vane dazzled everyone who never believed in The Apocalrock to begin with, who now declare it, what was that Equality? shredded?

Board scientists act like scared school girls

The new Uppities are just a pain. I tell ya.

I am getting board bored again. I hear a distant drum.

Oh, my gosh, I might even venture down to Education Week today..........................? Naw. That would only make me cry to see them ever learning and never finding the truth...... dang, now I'm teared up just to think of it. sniff (not really, you know how I dramatically embellish this kind of stuff)

Lucky for me the Lord has opened up a new quest of late. [NOT AN EMBELLISHMENT!]And a mighty one at that. My hope is to deliver up to all the world a promise prophesied of tangible in your hands evidence to share unto the convincing of the House of Israel that Jesus is the Christ. Gives me hope at putting the final nails in my many and varied coffins, okay, only one coffin that I keep hammering on. Well, maybe there are multiple coffins after all. I go a questing. I must try.

Is that the screen door sla

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 Post subject: Re: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:51 pm 
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Take it easy, Nightlion. Best wishes, and see you again soon, I hope.

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 Post subject: Re: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:29 pm 
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I'm so sorry, my friend, I've been way too busy lately.

But as always I find your posts at the very least rich food for thought.

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 Post subject: Re: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:35 pm 
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Who are "the new Uppities"?


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 Post subject: Re: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:39 pm 
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Nightlion wrote:
And Sock Puppet is insufferably smart/dense

Well, then, there is your mystery, isn't it? Smart? or Dense? Which shall it be? That should be the puzzle that keeps you interested.

(You could have just ended your sentence with "is insufferable" and left it at that. Maybe therein lies the answer.)

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 Post subject: Re: Board Boredom Again
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:45 pm 
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Well I've said this before. Nightlion, you sir, are nuts. Strangest feller on the board...and i say that with the utmost respect. I like it. Very entertaining. Hope you will not be bored too long.

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