Apocalrock wrote:
Hmmm....I know a man, who has slept with three, count 'em THREE young girls. He is in his 4os and currently makes his 10 yo daughter scoot her bed up to his and "snuggle" while he administers the loving rub with lotion of a loving parent. How could anyone be creeped out by that? Damn Mormons always make excuses for bad sexual behaviour. Tell us more Willy Shcryver about what a good person you are calling women whores and outing apostates. Ha!
Twisted, perverted, and crippled, indeed. Not to mention about 29 cans short of a cold case. Now that Paul Osborne has hung up his MDB cleats, only Kevin Graham remains between you and the title of "Biggest Mormon Message Board Lunatic of All Time."
By the way, I have never once, in my entire message board posting career, called a woman a whore.
Furthermore, (and notwithstanding the fact that I'm not even certain what is meant by the term) I have never once "outed" an apostate.
These are merely two among many GSTP myths without substance, repeated so often that they are accepted uncritically.
Now, I confess I did, on at least one occasion, characterize
Scratch as a whore of the attention variety, and I also recollect, on at least one occasion, calling
dissonance (harmony) a "bitch of a woman," for which I haven't yet been able to muster even a thimble-full of contrition.
As for you, Mr. Would-be Prophet, you'd better tread lightly or I'll pronounce a curse upon your head and you'll be crushed under the weight of the Almighty pressing upon you--or at least be reduced to driving cab for the remainder of your days in this vale of sorrow.