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Kishkumen
 Post subject: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
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 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:13 pm 
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Ah yes, raptor jesus. Next to the character gracing my avatar, RJ has always been my favorite meme. Glory!

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Darth J
 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
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Kishkumen
 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
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Darth J wrote:
Your feeble dinosaur is no match for the power of Darth Jesus.


But Raptor Jesus is chock full of Cretaceous goodness and he comes from the ancient home of the Jaredite people.

Besides, he went extinct for your sins. Top that.

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Darth J
 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:51 pm 
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Kishkumen wrote:
Darth J wrote:
Your feeble dinosaur is no match for the power of Darth Jesus.


But Raptor Jesus is chock full of Cretaceous goodness and he comes from the ancient home of the Jaredite people.

Besides, he went extinct for your sins. Top that.


And now abideth anger, fear, aggression, these three; but the greatest of these is anger.

Darth Jesus can feel your anger. He wants to give you focus and make you stronger.

All Darth Jesus asks is that you strike him down with all of your hatred, and your journey toward his side will be complete.

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Kishkumen
 Post subject: Re: Raptor Jesus: The New Revelation
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Darth J wrote:
And now abideth anger, fear, aggression, these three; but the greatest of these is anger.

Darth Jesus can feel your anger. He wants to give you focus and make you stronger.

All Darth Jesus asks is that you strike him down with all of your hatred, and your journey toward his side will be complete.


Raptor Jesus doesn't need anger. He just shreds people and eats them.

Now that's an M.O. I can respect.

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