She was so warm and fuzzy, but just for a while
But we call her Beastie today
She left the Church and now she's prickly and cold
And her heart is stony and gray
She'll make you pay

Oh Beastie, oh Beastie
Bring back that fuzzy day

She says that Will and Droop have low gutter minds
Seems to be something she ate
Its all so dreary, baby
And its all such a drag
She stands alone bathed in shame
We know her game

Oh Beastie, oh Beastie
Bring back those fuzzy days

[Instrumental break, including large quantities of Dad's rootbeer and Dorito's]

Oh Beastie, oh Beastie
Bring back those fuzzy days

Those fuzzy wuzzy days

Oh Beastie

Oh Beastie

Interesting that you took this out of your thread, in which I objected to your use of sexual innuendo in reference to me.



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I see you still have not admitted what any dolt could see - this is indeed a sexual innuendo, and it's far from the first you've used to insult women on this site.

Once, a while ago, a poster claimed that Droopy was able to admit it when he was wrong about something. Other than his tiring and repetitive "apologies", I have yet to see evidence of that.

I've got to admit one thing. You've mastered Scratch's techniques of yellow journalism to a fine point. I do suppose a talent like this, even when its only purpose is to spread the weeping, infected pus of your own open spiritual sores onto others, deserves at least some acknowledgment.

It is, indeed, a kind of dark talent.

Oh, just wondering, have you ever heard the expression "The same old grind"?

I thought so.

Interestingly, this has all, as it usually does, told us far more regarding what's in Beastie's mind than it has about anything that's in mine.

Well, if you sincerely don't recognize the clear sexual innuendo of the verse, which I don't really believe in the first place, but just playing your little game - then clearly you aren't willing to recognize what is so obviously in your own mind.

IOW, your denial is far more blatant and pathetic than the denial you claim to decry in others.

Are you in some sort of competition with Schryver for Tard of the Year?

I suppose someone who has little problem making a fool of himself in front of a gospel doctrine class will have little problem doing it on a message board.

I'm sorry to hear you made a fool of yourself in front a gospel doctrine class as well. Perhaps that is why you are so protective of your fragile ego - too many wounds in real life.

Droopy, your political comments have the substance and virtue resulting from following somebodies actual thought. This lacks that or any substance other than the fuzzy mindedness you suggest Beastie return to.

Your misunderstanding of her is bizarre.

Thanks, Huck.

So, i am having trouble figuring out what exactly this "droopy" is....is this person an actual member of the LDS church or is this person an exmormon parody of a crazy, believing mormon? If mormon, I think i have found my new yardstick for how psychologically damaging the LDS church can be...If its an exmo, i would say "bravo"...

Droopy is dirty and in denial. I guess that makes him a filthy liar!

Keep it up Droop. You provide intertainment here in the Trailer Park. Don't just write nasty songs. You're welcome to dance on a table in front everyone so we can laugh at you.

Paul O

Droopy

Why even post such things at all? Why all the poems/lyrics that seem really designed to be mean? Seems you are on a spree. I don't understand you at all. A while back you seemingly apologized and acted like you wanted to be kinder and engage on the issue you felt were important enough to spend your time on. I know some here that are ex members or on their way out can be guttural. Still that does not justify responding in like kind does it?

Sorry if I am being too preachy. But a defender of the faith that claims to be the one true church really ought to be above reproach.

It's okay to be an asshole, but it's a sin to say the word "asshole." If you understand that, you understand Mormons.

Will is a brain surgeon, nuclear physicist, MIT mathematician and astrophysicist, all rolled into one compared to Droopy.

Personally, I am just surprised that as much slop as we posters have fed the Droopy troll, that there is any left over for the pigs.

I forecast a bacon shortage.

Your father really should have pulled out, droopy.

Darth, go find yourself a bowling ball, a garden hose, a bottle of crunchy peanut butter, a tire iron and a bottle of Night Train.

Do what comes naturally.

Molok, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Can't say that I have but it doesn't surpise me to find out that's where you were conceived.

OCDroopy, tell me a story.

How about the story that I've never read the Constitution, but you think that "liberty" comes from the Declaration of Independence and not from the Constitution?

That's one of my favorite stories.

How are things in Mayberry, by the way? Are you the real-life Otis?

Someone will probably eventually out you as a Scratch sockpuppet. I don't know when or where, but it will undoubtedly eventually take place.

Crawl lower Darth, your nose isn't dirty enough yet.