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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:39 pm 
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Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before

You're feelin' like a liberal
Mnnn, just like a cheap thrill
You're tearin' up the Ensign
Think its gonna make ya feel fine
KGs talkin' real loud
Now he's hangin' 'round a new crowed
Try to sell you on a pipe dream
Old wine with a new theme
He's handin' out a thin scam
Apostitizin' flim flam

Brains are fizzy, exmos make me dizzy
Runnin' to the trailerpark where they can be celebrity

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before

Yes, they're tryin', sometimes lyin'
They're ready for dust up
Drink Kool-Aid from the Left cup
Yes they're tryin' nerves are fryin'
Wild and woolly, think that they can fool me
Runnin' to the trailerpark where they can be celebrity

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony, lost your
testimony, lost your testimony like you
had before (huh huh)

Some are bad boys, play with Paul's toys
Get ready for a long grind
Might have to get some moonshine
Some are bad girls, Beastie's swine pearls

Jack and Daniels
Crawlin' up the panels
Runnin' to the trailerpark where you can be in fantasy

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:42 pm 
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Oh here we go. . . *rolls eyes*

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:49 pm 
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Why is it that I...never....make it....into...any of these lyrics? What am I chopped lyrical loser liver?

What about...listen hard to this...try this...just off the cuff....


"Nevvvvvvvvvvvver Mo's, why don't you come to your senses?"

I mean come on, we're worth something around here!

(Or perhaps not)

Okay, so it's just one line. Shut up, Loran.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:53 pm 
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I don't even like you! You could have immortalized LSD Re-Loaded. But did you? No!

You had your chance and you blew it! You're staying on ignore where you belong!

Get out of my sight.

Okay, so you're already out of my sight, but...

nevermind!

Go away, Loran!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:54 pm 
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The nevermo's don't rate as high because they don't know any better.

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 Post subject: Re: Exmo
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:57 pm 
Oh for God's sake, Droopy strikes again!

I best cover my sins and hide them up.

Everyone commit sin! Break the commandments! Don't pay tithes and stay home from church.

Need I say more?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:59 pm 
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Droopy wrote:
The nevermo's don't rate as high because they don't know any better.


Do you know how much trouble it is for me to take you off ignore and read your posts?

NO TROUBLE AT ALL! HA!!!!!

If you don't watch it, you're gonna live to see the resurrection of LSD and then where will you be, eh?

Hiding under a computer desk in SC, that's where, buddy!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:01 pm 
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Paul Osborne wrote:
Oh for God's sake, Droopy strikes again!

I best cover my sins and hide them up.

Everyone commit sin! Break the commandments! Don't pay tithes and stay home from church.

Need I say more?

Paul O


Please keep your sins covered and hidden!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:05 pm 
ziiiiiiiiip.

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Some are bad boys, play with Paul's toys


I have a toy. Want to play? Come on [edited], baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o375ke8Csio

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:49 pm 
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Droopy,

Kindly keep me out of your perverted fantasies.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:10 pm 
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Droopy,

Kindly keep me out of your perverted fantasies.


That is a very reasonable request. Perhaps his thread needs to go telestial. I'm afraid Droopy's mind is in the gutter.

Is there a mod nearby?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:16 pm 
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Droopy wrote:
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before

You're feelin' like a liberal
Mnnn, just like a cheap thrill
You're tearin' up the Ensign
Think its gonna make ya feel fine
KGs talkin' real loud
Now he's hangin' 'round a new crowed
Try to sell you on a pipe dream
Old wine with a new theme
He's handin' out a thin scam
Apostitizin' flim flam

Brains are fizzy, exmos make me dizzy
Runnin' to the trailerpark where they can be celebrity

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before

Yes, they're tryin', sometimes lyin'
They're ready for dust up
Drink Kool-Aid from the Left cup
Yes they're tryin' nerves are fryin'
Wild and woolly, think that they can fool me
Runnin' to the trailerpark where they can be celebrity

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony, lost your
testimony, lost your testimony like you
had before (huh huh)

Some are bad boys, play with Paul's toys
Get ready for a long grind
Might have to get some moonshine
Some are bad girls, Beastie's swine pearls

Jack and Daniels
Crawlin' up the panels
Runnin' to the trailerpark where you can be in fantasy

(Chorus)
Exmo, livin' in denial
Exmo, it'll last a while
You know, we all just saw ya
leavin' by the back door, man

Can't wait, it all seemed so easy
Paul said, "come on in and see me"
Exmo, lost your testimony like
you had before


Wait...what am i denying?

Also, i find it hilariously ironic that you, some LDS-pseudo-apologist, chooses a song about a prostitute in a failed attempt to mock others...

Also, also, I am somewhat saddened by the obvious fact that your life is so boring and that you feel impotent that the best you can come up with is reworking song lyrics in a pathetic attempt to mock people whose lives you obviously envy...the fact that you are angry/jealous that others were able to escape the ridiculousness of the LDS church is obvious...i actually feel slightly sorry for you...

Also, also, also - steve tyler would also think you are a tool...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:26 pm 
Has Droopy been banned from MAD yet? Gee, I don't know what the hell is the problem!! How patient must one be? Holy Jesus, what is the hold up over there?

Dear MAD moderator,

Ban Droopy! Ban Droopy! Ban Droopy! Ban him now!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:34 pm 
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Also, also, also - steve tyler would also think you are a tool...



Perhaps the worst insult of all....

;-)

Did you mean Steven Tyler?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:51 pm 
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Also, also, also - steve tyler would also think you are a tool...



Perhaps the worst insult of all....

;-)

Did you mean Steven Tyler?


Si, senorita (rag doll was never one of my favorites though...)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:30 am 
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Just cough up your 35 cents per.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:26 am 
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Wait...what am i denying?


You tell me?

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Also, i find it hilariously ironic that you, some LDS-pseudo-apologist, chooses a song about a prostitute in a failed attempt to mock others...


Pseudo?

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Also, also, I am somewhat saddened by the obvious fact that your life is so boring and that you feel impotent that the best you can come up with is reworking song lyrics in a pathetic attempt to mock people whose lives you obviously envy...the fact that you are angry/jealous that others were able to escape the ridiculousness of the LDS church is obvious...i actually feel slightly sorry for you...


Interesting psychology at work here. Worth another song in its own right perhaps.

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Who cares what a pseudo-rock star like Steven Tyler thinks (well, he was a coke head, so I guess he does rate as a real rock star).

I never liked Aerosmith anyway, I just used that song because it worked well.

Which is the reason I choose most of the songs I choose for a reworking. They just work well at the time.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:43 am 
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Once again, kindly refrain from using me in your perverted fantasies. You have a tendency to use sexual innuendos when you're insulting females on this site, and I insist that you refrain from using me to do so. Go back and delete my name out of your suggestive lyrics. I find it disgusting that a so-called believer would feel comfortable using sexual innuendos to insult women, but it's certainly not the first time it's happened. In fact, it is far more common than one might expect.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:57 am 
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beastie wrote:
Once again, kindly refrain from using me in your perverted fantasies. You have a tendency to use sexual innuendos when you're insulting females on this site, and I insist that you refrain from using me to do so. Go back and delete my name out of your suggestive lyrics. I find it disgusting that a so-called believer would feel comfortable using sexual innuendos to insult women, but it's certainly not the first time it's happened. In fact, it is far more common than one might expect.



Sexual innuendo? I see, now you're attempting the same slander with me as you've attempted with Will in the past.

Your master and commander Scratch, has certainly taught you well. You can concoct slander, calumny and defamation out of the thinnest of air and actually have the nerve to try and pawn it off in public.

You're utter lack of intellectual substance is now definitively matched by your demonstrated Scratchian ethical vacuity.

Sure, I'll delete the reference to you, but first I'd like to see an argument demonstrating how you arrive at a perverted sexual reference from the use of the terms "swine pearls" in the context (or any context, for that matter) of the song as written.

You have clearly taken leave of your senses (which, as anyone familiar with, say, Kevin Graham would point out, is not at all uncommon among the apostate few and proud).

Take a deep breath, count to ten, and get a life.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:03 am 
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You cannot possibly be this stupid and naïve.

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Get ready for a long grind-

Might have to get some moonshine
Some are bad girls, Beastie's swine pearls


Are you truly so stupid that you don't understand how the bolded words are absolutely a sexual innuendo?

Of course you're not that stupid. You're just playing your little game, where you get to indulge in bad behavior and then pretend to yourself that you haven't.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:36 am 
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Are you truly so stupid that you don't understand how the bolded words are absolutely a sexual innuendo?


Clearly you've been reading far too much Freud, and that, combined with your long demonstrated penchant for personal slander of those with whom you disagree, gives us the flavor of your entire endeavor here.

Either that, or you've been reading far too much Barthes or Derrida. You do not get to decide what the meaning of the text here is. The author does. You do not get to insert sexual innuendo into my song, where none is intended, to defame me publically.

"Paul's toys" are indeed allusions to his continual obsession with sex, masturbation, liquor, sinning, and dong every in-your-face thing he can think of the would offend the teachings and standards of the Church ("toys" are his "tools" or "methods" in other words).

The reference to "swine perls" (I can't believe I'm having to actually spell this out) is nothing more than what should be obvious: Beastie has collected a number of pearls cast at her by apologists and defenders of the gospel.

You now have them. They are yours.


Are you on the same sheet of music yet?

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