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 Post subject: Your Mormonism experiences
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:02 am 
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hey, not sure if my last one posted or not but, what made you leave the church (if you left). And if you're still in it, what makes you like the church? I'm hopefully going to be able to share my story with you guys later!

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 Post subject: Re: Your Mormonism experiences
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:03 am 
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Welcome Benjy,

Why don't you go ahead and share your reasons?


I don't know about the rest of the people in the forum but I left so I could smoke, drink and sleep with as many women as possible. I decided that going commando was much more comfortable than wearing garments. I needed my tithing money for my gambling habit. My bishop and stake president were gossiping about me to my friends, and I am also convinced that Satan had a better plan and I wish I had elected to follow him in the pre-existence.

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 Post subject: Re: Your Mormonism experiences
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:14 am 
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Fence Sitter wrote:
Welcome Benjy,

Why don't you go ahead and share your reasons?


I don't know about the rest of the people in the forum but I left so I could smoke, drink and sleep with as many women as possible. I decided that going commando was much more comfortable than wearing garments. I needed my tithing money for my gambling habit. My bishop and stake president were gossiping about me to my friends, and I am also convinced that Satan had a better plan and I wish I had elected to follow him in the pre-existence.

:wink:

OMFG! You owe me a new keyboard and screen!!

I spit my coffee and triple Kahula on my screen and dropped my half smoked joint on my keyboard when I read this.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:18 am 
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Fence Sitter wrote:
I don't know about the rest of the people in the forum but I left so I could smoke, drink and sleep with as many women as possible. I decided that going commando was much more comfortable than wearing garments. I needed my tithing money for my gambling habit. My bishop and stake president were gossiping about me to my friends, and I am also convinced that Satan had a better plan and I wish I had elected to follow him in the pre-existence.

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You were obviously not properly baptized....it happens.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:39 am 
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Fence Sitter wrote:
Welcome Benjy,

Why don't you go ahead and share your reasons?


I don't know about the rest of the people in the forum but I left so I could smoke, drink and sleep with as many women as possible. I decided that going commando was much more comfortable than wearing garments. I needed my tithing money for my gambling habit. My bishop and stake president were gossiping about me to my friends, and I am also convinced that Satan had a better plan and I wish I had elected to follow him in the pre-existence.

:wink:


I, too, welcome Benjy. Benjy, I would like to read your story. Fence Sitter, I think you fell off the fence. funny smilie

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