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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:56 am 
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Nomad has been banned from the board.

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http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/577 ... 1209122130

Buffalo wrote:
Good think Will still has his main account. But now he'll have to rely on Wade for props, or else get a new sock puppet.

LOL! :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:48 am 
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LOL! :lol: :lol:


:lol:

Poor William. This is quite a setback.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:11 am 
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liz3564 wrote:
Bond James Bond wrote:
Nomad has been banned from the board.

Skylla


http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/577 ... 1209122130

Buffalo wrote:
Good think Will still has his main account. But now he'll have to rely on Wade for props, or else get a new sock puppet.

LOL! :lol: :lol:


By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:02 am 
Buffalo wrote:
By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?



I don't know. At first, I thought maybe it was just how their new server was responding to my iPad when I accessed it from that. I just tried accessing it in Firefox on my desktop computer at work and got the same message. It must have something to do with their new ISP.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:32 am 
Buffalo wrote:
By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?


I believe they had a huge increase in traffic due to the John Dehlin threads, to the point the website went down. Sometimes hackers use bots to achieve the same effect. Overwhelm the site with 'visitors' to bring down the website. So I think now because of the spike in traffic it is verifying that each new connection is legitimate, and not a bot.


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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:37 am 
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Bond James Bond wrote:
Nomad has been banned from the board.


I feel an upcoming Nomad MD posting binge in my bones.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 am 
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Bond James Bond wrote:
Nomad has been banned from the board.


I feel an upcoming Nomad MD posting binge in my bones.


Damn it, RockSlider! Don't you go and "Beetlejuice" us!

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:40 am 
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Do you even know this Nomad is Will? Or is that just an assumption?

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:05 pm 
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jskains wrote:
Do you even know this Nomad is Will? Or is that just an assumption?

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in that thread douchemad miraculously and suddenly chimes in when Will is banned. I have never heard the "nomad is will" before, but when I read nomads posts I would put money on it that it was will.

though, there is reason to suspect, some,many self anointed defenders of the faith, are such angry bigoted jackasses that it is difficult to distinguish between them.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:17 pm 
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3sheets2thewind wrote:
in that thread douchemad miraculously and suddenly chimes in when Will is banned. I have never heard the "nomad is will" before, but when I read nomads posts I would put money on it that it was will.

though, there is reason to suspect, some,many self anointed defenders of the faith, are such angry bigoted jackasses that it is difficult to distinguish between them.


that's funny. I was thinking the exact same thing about anti-Mormons..

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:23 am 
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3. The Saviour visited the apostles for forty days after the resurrection and taught them "the things of the kingdom". However not one sermon, not one sentence, not one word was recorded of His teachings during that time. They were too sacred to be revealed to the world, and the temple ordinances, such as baptism for the dead, was revealed.



http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/578 ... 1209125189

And you know this how?

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:18 pm 
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As I have pointed out the past, I hire archaeologists to supervise construction projects in known burial area. One PhD patiently explained to me that all Native Americans from the Aleutians to Tierra del Fuego share the same marker, not seen anywhere else in the world except Siberia and some place in Polynesia, which he explains were likely post-contact exports. This marker, of course, God created. If God can create race and skin color, he can modify DNA to accomplish His will. My pet theory, at least.


Dumb ass.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:50 pm 
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The Book of Mormon was "translated" in broad meanings not word by word. It is not a literal translation, nor is the Book of Abraham. All the scholarship in the world will not substitute for a testimony of that fact.


:rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 2:40 pm 
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Mormons are targeted for a variety of reasons.

The greatest (in my opinion) is envy.

People envy our success....

People envy our enthusiasm....

People envy our self-assurance....

People envy our unity....

People envy our drive....

People envy our determination....

People envy our assurance- not only for this life, but for the life to come..


Oh God. I bet they don't envy you your narcissism!

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:19 am 
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selek1 wrote:
Mormons are targeted for a variety of reasons.

The greatest (in my opinion) is envy.

People envy our success....

People envy our enthusiasm....

People envy our self-assurance....

People envy our unity....

People envy our drive....

People envy our determination....

People envy our assurance- not only for this life, but for the life to come..


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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 3:18 pm 
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Deborah, on 31 May 2012 - 09:48 PM, said:
I just started watching Saints at War and saw the one on Vietnam and Korea. Powerfully faith-promoting. People do not realize what good can come out of such horrible circumstances. Our soldiers are often the first missionaries to many countries.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:10 pm 
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I think Selek is gay: http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/579 ... 1209127908

Libs writes "Would you please, please do me a favor and listen to the last podcast (at least, the pertinent parts)...and please try to put yourself in this person's shoes...for even just a minute."

Selek foams "What makes you think that I haven't been in his shoes? Is it simply that I refuse to endorse his conclusions and self-justifications (and yours)?"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:01 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:52 pm 
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I think the feeling of possessiveness, even of a romantic partner, comes down to jealousy and fear and a feeling of inferiority for not being enough. This was something our polygamous ancestors tried (with varying degrees of success) to overcome. Imagine, instead that you are told by God Himself that your spouse will be happier if they are shared. You'd find yourself ripped in half. Your desire for their happiness and your jealousy/feelings of inadequacy/possessiveness masquerading as love would war it out. Which is the better emotion to follow? The former comes from heaven, the latter comes from our animal nature.


Nehor explains why we need to overcome our selfish desire for monogamy.
The whole thread becomes more bizarre when you realize it comes from members of a church dedicated to the defense of marriage as 'a man and a woman'.


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News from the psych ward. I wonder what would happen if they had a lock-down, and were passing out needed meds?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:56 am 
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News from the psych ward. I wonder what would happen if they had a lock-down, and were passing out needed meds?


For some reason, that brought Nurse Ratched to mind. We all know how that ends. :eek:

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