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Yoda · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 8:56 am

Bond James Bond wrote:

Nomad has been banned from the board.

Skylla

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/577 ... 1209122130

Buffalo wrote:

Good think Will still has his main account. But now he'll have to rely on Wade for props, or else get a new sock puppet.

LOL!

Shulem · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 9:48 am

liz3564 wrote:

LOL!

Poor William. This is quite a setback.

Paul O

Buffalo · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 10:11 am

liz3564 wrote:

Bond James Bond wrote:

Nomad has been banned from the board.

Skylla

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/577 ... 1209122130

Buffalo wrote:

Good think Will still has his main account. But now he'll have to rely on Wade for props, or else get a new sock puppet.

LOL!

By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?

Yoda · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 11:02 am

Buffalo wrote:

By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?

I don't know. At first, I thought maybe it was just how their new server was responding to my iPad when I accessed it from that. I just tried accessing it in Firefox on my desktop computer at work and got the same message. It must have something to do with their new ISP.

Stormy Waters · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 11:32 am

Buffalo wrote:

By the way, what's with their "We're checking your browser" message. I assume they've installed some kind of spyware to track people?

I believe they had a huge increase in traffic due to the John Dehlin threads, to the point the website went down. Sometimes hackers use bots to achieve the same effect. Overwhelm the site with 'visitors' to bring down the website. So I think now because of the spike in traffic it is verifying that each new connection is legitimate, and not a bot.

RockSlider · **Joined:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:02 pm **Posts:** 2924

Bond James Bond wrote:

Nomad has been banned from the board.

I feel an upcoming Nomad MD posting binge in my bones.

Darth J · **Posted:** Mon May 14, 2012 11:45 am

RockSlider wrote:

Bond James Bond wrote:

Nomad has been banned from the board.

I feel an upcoming Nomad MD posting binge in my bones.

Damn it, RockSlider! Don't you go and "Beetlejuice" us!

jskains · **Joined:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:06 am **Posts:** 1749

Do you even know this Nomad is Will? Or is that just an assumption?

JMS

3sheets2thewind · **Joined:** Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:28 pm **Posts:** 1297

jskains wrote:

Do you even know this Nomad is Will? Or is that just an assumption?

JMS

in that thread douchemad miraculously and suddenly chimes in when Will is banned. I have never heard the "nomad is will" before, but when I read nomads posts I would put money on it that it was will.

though, there is reason to suspect, some,many self anointed defenders of the faith, are such angry bigoted jackasses that it is difficult to distinguish between them.

jskains · **Joined:** Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:06 am **Posts:** 1749

3sheets2thewind wrote:

in that thread douchemad miraculously and suddenly chimes in when Will is banned. I have never heard the "nomad is will" before, but when I read nomads posts I would put money on it that it was will.

though, there is reason to suspect, some,many self anointed defenders of the faith, are such angry bigoted jackasses that it is difficult to distinguish between them.

that's funny. I was thinking the exact same thing about anti-Mormons..

JMS

SteelHead · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2012 11:23 am

cdowis wrote:

3. The Saviour visited the apostles for forty days after the resurrection and taught them "the things of the kingdom". However not one sermon, not one sentence, not one word was recorded of His teachings during that time. They were too sacred to be revealed to the world, and the temple ordinances, such as baptism for the dead, was revealed.

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/578 ... 1209125189

And you know this how?

gramps · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2012 2:18 pm

Bob Crockett wrote:

Quote:

As I have pointed out the past, I hire archaeologists to supervise construction projects in known burial area. One PhD patiently explained to me that all Native Americans from the Aleutians to Tierra del Fuego share the same marker, not seen anywhere else in the world except Siberia and some place in Polynesia, which he explains were likely post-contact exports. This marker, of course, God created. If God can create race and skin color, he can modify DNA to accomplish His will. My pet theory, at least.

Dumb ass.

Themis · **Joined:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:43 pm **Posts:** 6029

Quote:

mfbukowski

The Book of Mormon was "translated" in broad meanings not word by word. It is not a literal translation, nor is the Book of Abraham. All the scholarship in the world will not substitute for a testimony of that fact.

Buffalo · **Posted:** Tue May 29, 2012 3:40 pm

selek1 wrote:

Mormons are targeted for a variety of reasons.

The greatest (in my opinion) is envy.

People envy our success....

People envy our enthusiasm....

People envy our self-assurance....

People envy our unity....

People envy our drive....

People envy our determination....

People envy our assurance- not only for this life, but for the life to come..

Oh God. I bet they don't envy you your narcissism!

:lol:

Darth J · **Posted:** Thu May 31, 2012 9:19 am

selek1 wrote:

Mormons are targeted for a variety of reasons.

The greatest (in my opinion) is envy.

People envy our success....

People envy our enthusiasm....

People envy our self-assurance....

People envy our unity....

People envy our drive....

People envy our determination....

People envy our assurance- not only for this life, but for the life to come..

"I divide my officers into four groups. There are clever, diligent, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and diligent -- their place is the General Staff. The next lot are stupid and lazy -- they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the intellectual clarity and the composure necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent -- he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief." --Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord

3sheets2thewind · **Joined:** Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:28 pm **Posts:** 1297

Deborah, on 31 May 2012 - 09:48 PM, said:
I just started watching Saints at War and saw the one on Vietnam and Korea. Powerfully faith-promoting. People do not realize what good can come out of such horrible circumstances. Our soldiers are often the first missionaries to many countries.

Spurven Ten Sing · **Joined:** Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:01 am **Posts:** 1284

I think Selek is gay: http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/579 ... 1209127908

Libs writes "Would you please, please do me a favor and listen to the last podcast (at least, the pertinent parts)...and please try to put yourself in this person's shoes...for even just a minute."

Selek foams "What makes you think that I haven't been in his shoes? Is it simply that I refuse to endorse his conclusions and self-justifications (and yours)?"

The Mighty Builder · **Joined:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:48 pm **Posts:** 1116

You don't know that, Nobody knows for sure, You weren't there.

Stormy Waters · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:52 pm

The Nehor wrote:

I think the feeling of possessiveness, even of a romantic partner, comes down to jealousy and fear and a feeling of inferiority for not being enough. This was something our polygamous ancestors tried (with varying degrees of success) to overcome. Imagine, instead that you are told by God Himself that your spouse will be happier if they are shared. You'd find yourself ripped in half. Your desire for their happiness and your jealousy/feelings of inadequacy/possessiveness masquerading as love would war it out. Which is the better emotion to follow? The former comes from heaven, the latter comes from our animal nature.

Nehor explains why we need to overcome our selfish desire for monogamy.
The whole thread becomes more bizarre when you realize it comes from members of a church dedicated to the defense of marriage as 'a man and a woman'.

MCB · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:00 pm

News from the psych ward. I wonder what would happen if they had a lock-down, and were passing out needed meds?

madeleine · **Joined:** Sat May 01, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 1888

MCB wrote:

News from the psych ward. I wonder what would happen if they had a lock-down, and were passing out needed meds?

For some reason, that brought Nurse Ratched to mind. We all know how that ends. :eek:

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