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lulu
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:15 am 
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I worship the number 3. I used to worship the number 2 but it is a false god. The number 7 is the devil.

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keithb
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:05 pm 
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lulu wrote:
I worship the number 3. I used to worship the number 2 but it is a false god. The number 7 is the devil.


I personally worship the demons that talk to me from my television set.

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lulu
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:14 pm 
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keithb wrote:
lulu wrote:
I worship the number 3. I used to worship the number 2 but it is a false god. The number 7 is the devil.


I personally worship the demons that talk to me from my television set.

They only speak the philosophies of men mingled with scripture.

As per bcspace, the only true God is on the number line.

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keithb
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:53 pm 
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I once had a revelation from the true god. He appeared to me in the form of a werewolf and told me that the Mormon church was the only true church on the earth. Then, he tried to eat my flesh.

Lulu, based on this spiritual experience, I testify to you that the Mormon church is the true church and that the Mormon god -- the number line god -- is the true god. I challenge you to accept this message.

In the name of Lumpy the Wolf, amen.

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lulu
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:12 am 
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keithb wrote:
I once had a revelation from the true god. He appeared to me in the form of a werewolf and told me that the Mormon church was the only true church on the earth. Then, he tried to eat my flesh.

Lulu, based on this spiritual experience, I testify to you that the Mormon church is the true church and that the Mormon god -- the number line god -- is the true god. I challenge you to accept this message.

In the name of Lumpy the Wolf, amen.

Not just any number line God, but the number 3, I'm fasting and praying for you.

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Elphaba
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:57 am 
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You're all wrong. God is number 42. (That's what his ticket says.)

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lulu
 Post subject: Re: An infinite Universe?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:45 am 
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You're all wrong. God is number 42. (That's what his ticket says.)

Elph

I'm fasting and praying for you too this holy Sabbath day.

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